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Things I have learned from D2


Hi all,

After reading so many responses to the movie, I would like to start a new topic which is quite common and funny also.

Things I have learned from D2

1) A is queen's long lost son.

2) Suneri is a better shooter than Ali.

3) A has mastered Theory of Relativity and can slow time whenever he walks or dance or do action.

4) To get the full benefit of action scenes, show them in slowmotion.

5) Corrosive Acid can be stored in Shoe soles. It wont even smell when released.

6) U can choreograph free fall without ur head falling first.

7) Time tends to go in Slow Motion as the climax apporaches.

8) Stealing Queen's Crown guarded by 2 ppl is considered as an impossible task.

9) Ali agrees that he is a side kick.

10) Two BEST buses going side by side is a rare occasion so use it by jumping on them.

11) Everytime actors do a ramp, time slows down (See 3)).

12) A thin moustache and beard can mask ur face.

13) Monali can understand Ali's Tapori Hindi but not Jai's straight Hindi.

14) Jai can shoot better with one hand while riding a boat but cannot while in a copter and with a sniper rifle.

15) Surf Boards are bullet proof.

16) For the sake of the story, if u see a man with surf board, shoot only at the chest range but not hands or legs.

17) Ali can jump with a bike and still land smoothly.

18) At the start Jai can shoot in 1 hand but at the end he need both the hands 2 shoot even for a close range.

19) Like D1, Jai manages to catch the theif out of nowwhere in the climax.

20) Ali can drive only bikes.

Do continue the thread.

Regards,




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Now this is funny and I am glad I am not the only one who notice some of this during the film. All in all, this film was purely entertaining disregarding the misses, apparant computer generated scenes, and the lack of gravity.

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21) Mr. A never has trouble getting into a well guarded room to commit a robbery, he just needs tricks to get out.

22) If you paint yourself white then you can slide into a room full of guards and no one will notice you

23) If you apply your brakes just right you can land a bike or a jet ski on to a boat and come to an immediate and complete halt.

24) Indian cops use very short range bullets, you do not even need to duck them - they never get to you, sp. if you are on a boat.

25) If your cell phone rings in the middle of a shootout - you must answer the phone.

26) Indian Police have the technlogy to keep breathing under water when on a jet ski.

27) Actually come to think of it, Indian Police have a lot of technology, just not the technology to shoot bullets and have them find the mark.

28) Come to think of it, the Queen's guards don't know how to shoot either even if the thief is being pulled along by a moving train and they are on the roof of said train.

29) Oh, I get it - these cops, security guards are hired for abilities other than their ability to shoot straight.

30) If you say "like" enough times people will forget you are thirty and believe you are an airheaded teenager from Orange County.

31) Wearing skimpy clothes will help with 30 above.

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Here are few more. Tried but couldnt stop.Thanks to old posts too.

32) Mumbai's traffic + Sewage + Marathon = Mr.A's boon.

33) Shooting in public and heavy traffic allowed for Cops.

34) U need just one tiny point of light source to project a 3d image of a diamond.

35) security guards watch everything except the diamond and of course floor & statues.

36) none of the main cops wear uniform.

37) Rover thing stealing gem Vs Dharmendar stealing Shalimar (which was more brilliant)

38) Mr.A doing the skating on the rail Vs Vin Diesel Skating with Tray in XXX

39) Just a ticket and passport may get u to Rio.

40) Wonder if u speed up the slow scenes, will the movie be within 2 hrs ?

41) Ali's aim since d1 a) get married b) do not follow family planning.

42) Ali's job a) ride bikes b) act as a buffon

43) The ususal one.....when bullet strikes it gives to sparks !!!!

44) A + 8 wheeler skates goes faster than Ali+1000cc Bike.

45) If u trust Mr.A then dont think twice, jump from the cliff !!!!

46) U can always find a path to jump no matter how heavy is the traffic or how big is the thing over which u are jumping.

47) A trip to Rio + 6 months in Fiji + Monali to accompany u + A song + Ride and catch Aish + leave the headache to Jai .... any1 intersted?

48) If their is a gang of theives send Ali as mole. If there is a solo, send Aish as mole.

49) Jai doesnt wear glasses in d2, so wat is equivalent of "Chasma Uttaroon Kya"

50) Mr.A doesnt use guns at all. So shoot him at ur own will.



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51) Mr. A's surfboard glides along on sand dunes

52) Mr. A can paradrop right on to a moving train and remain standing

53) Lady Indian Police officers are actually Old Navy models

54) If the thief was called Mr. Z the next heist would be in Antartica..

55) Sewers are full of explosive gases so men can shoot out of them..

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56) Trains actually don't move that fast.

57) Mumbai police have jurisdiction worldwide.

58) A 9 mm gun is more accurate than a sniper rifle.

59) Security guards never look down.

60) Corrosive acid can burn through a man hole in less than ten seconds.

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61. Trains change from 80mph to 20mph instantly - especially if somebody needs to paraglide onto it.

62. The queen of England has grown from a stocky 5ft (1.5m) to a muscular 6ft (1.8m) and lost a lot of weight.

62b. The queen looks like a drag queen.

62c. The queen looks the same as Mr A. but with bad makeup on.

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That is funny but I don't agree with the last two and hopefully that does not categorize me as a crazy Aishwarya fan.

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ROFL......

This thread is more hilarious than watching Dhoom:2

Agree to every single point.........

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Especially if said tan starts to peel in places!

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i feel uday chopra and bipasha were there in the film just to make a clown of themselves... wat was their need in the film or even their help in catchin Mr. A

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<And by the way, I hope he didn't pull that water pressure out of his ass.>

ROTFLMAO!! This is the funniest line on IMDb since I have been visiting the boards! I thought the pressure was from all the noxious gases that collect in the sewers...

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61) That some die hard fans will buy into anything regardless if it sucks or not as long as it has their favorite actor/actress dressed in skimpy clothing and wearing really ghey looking goatees.

62) Yash & Aditya Chopra think they know what is cool. Unfortunately, there are about 100,000,000,000 people who will gladly think the same thing.

63) Plot holes and a silly script don't matter to one of the most powerful production houses in Mumbai.

64) Mindless entertainment can be fun sometimes. Just not in the case of Dhoom 2.

65) Uday Chopra is the luckiest person in the world for having been born into the Chopra clan, ensuring that he will have a job for life...Even thought it will be as an actor instead of a tea boy.

66) Hrithik Roshan still cannot act.

67) Ash Rai is still making movies for some reason.

68) For the first time in my life I've encountered a movie that has left a bad taste in my mouth, some three weeks after I watched it. This is also something that other posters can learn from watching Dhoom 2 and reading this thread.

69) The Queen cannot afford good security or an airplane ticket.

70) Dhoom 2 has set Indian movies back by about 30 years (plot wise and direction - I hate it when films start off with a stupid dance number that does nothing for the movie).

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71) Coincidently... Mr.A's next hunting ground Rio happens to be the residence of bipashas twin sister...

72) in a basketball game... it is not mandatory for ladies to dribble the ball...

73) u can jump thru a blown up chopper without getting burnt even if ur on a bike...

74) after stealing the worlds 'first' coins, disappearing into city crowd is a lame idea... just get hold of a bike and let the cops chase u onto the hills...

75) while jumping off a cliff... a mumbai crime branch officer can get hold of d villain SPOT ON without getting entangled with the parachute.. Jai Maharashtra police!!!

76) In Namibia... we have a white 'queen' with a british accent who cannot even afford an airplane... and shes taking her crown to?? pyramids of egypt?

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77) If you are good looking, you can still talk to your house and guarantee that some guy would still want to pick you up without thinking your stupid

78) Any queen would be totally horrified to learn how they are portrayed in Bollywood movies

79) If you are a thif and you want to get away, just dress up as a little kid and shuffle through the crowd on you knees. I'm sure no other kid will say anything

80) Someone as stupid as Ali is capable of becoming a cop and for that matter, allowed to carry a gun

81) You can get out of the water after being totally underwater on a jet ski, and still not be wet

82) Every female cop must walk like a model and be stared at at all times

83) When you are in the middle of gunfire you would really answer your mobile phone

84) The phrase "funny guy" should be banned from the english language

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LOL this is all so funny!

<Mr. A's surfboard glides along on sand dunes >

ok he used a sandboard....have you never used a surfboard??? or even seen one? trust me..it doesnt look like that!

prievously charmed_frever

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- Talking in third person about yourself will hide the fact that you are not suited for this role

- From all the empty seats in the movie theatre , Sonehri chooses to sit next to a guy without making Mr A suspicious

- Everytime there is slowmow during a basketball match, the more you are able to score

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It just keeps coming to me

- Everytime you stand in a pose during a slowmow, somebody sings "sexy lady on the floor"

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Oh and another thing:

- when working undercover for the police, always meet them in public places

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If a girl does not like you, just go to another country and her twin sister will!

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LOL! Funny funny - keep 'em coming!

'A wed wose, how womantic'

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-There is some EXTREME sexual tension between Jai and Aryan, which can be slaked by playful banter and severe "I'm gon' git you sucka" gazes.

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I have two other things to add:

Bartenders serve to the heroes in the movie even when they dont order for drink.


NEVER EVER WATCH ABHISHEK'S MOVIE AGAIN.

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Some More

-Aishwarya is a devout indian girl with good morals. She would never kiss her husband before getting married.

-If there is an 83.3 chance of dying, then let your lover die. However, if there is a 100% chance of dying, sacrifice yourself.

-Apparently, some theives can defy the laws of physics, such as landing on a 100 mph train without being pulled back.

-Apparently, you are not allowed to arrest a criminal unless they are currently committing a crime??? What crap!

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- Indian college girls in the late 80's/ early 90's wore clothes like they did in the song "Touch Me"

- You can get through all airport security in India and Brazil if you dress yourself as a completely covered Muslim women.

- A great robbery must occur for you to realize that Snow white had 7 dwarfs.

- No matter how much the movie sucks, the top grossing Bollywood movie of the year must get nominated for all the major categories at all award functions.

Preet ki dhun par naach le paagal

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This is hillarious! I'm so glad I found this forum...

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101. If you are a cop, and you are going to frisk a suspect; then watch out for gooey-hissy-greeny fluid that can corrode metal (yet not the pants).

102. Next time you buy a surf board, ask for A-brand multi-purpose board. Apart from blocking bullets it can also be used for chopping your favorite vegetables and meat. Watch out for the gooey-hissy-greeny fluid, it could eat your surf board.

103. If you wrap your head in bandanna, sport a thin mustache and beard then you can be darn sure your 'shakal/soorth' does not look Indian.

104. If you beat a person in basketball, then do not, I repeat do not, take him or her as a partner. Because that is a sure sign that the person could betray you in the future. Trust him only if you 'blindly' fall in love with him/her.

105. Security guards and cops simply can not look at objects moving on the floor. They only have the ability to look at things that are at the eye-level.

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106. If u're Mr. A, "springing" out of a manhole's no probelm, since Mumbai sewers r exceedingly clean.

107. If u're Mr. A, a flip is necessary in a fight.

108. If u're an international thief, u can get away with robbery, as long as u're in love.

109. If u get kicked in d arm by Mr. A, and u're danlin' from a fortress-like museum, u'll need a cast for ur leg.

110. If u row a canoe, u need barrels of fuel.

111. I enjoyed this film immensely even tho it defyed d laws of physics, logic and common sense. Yes, I'm easy/cheap & currently dlin dhoom.

112. If u're Ali 4+4=44.

113. If u're a woman, travellin' is allowed, when u're playin basketball.

114. Trust between thieves is established during 1 on 1 basketball. Heavy rain is essential.

115. That hologram can deceive a pressure pad (i'm assumin' d museum had 1 since it was a rather lovely diamond).

116. That laser beams n stun thingys r needed for an ancient sword but not for a priceless diamond.

117. And lastly, if u're in love, u've d right to kill your lover.

do i really need a sig?

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118. If you are Mr. A, shooting out of a manhole is not a problem, you ask and all of Mumbai flushes their toilet at the right time!

119. If you are Sunehri dressing for Crazy Kiya re then Madonna castoff bustiers and underwear worn over clothing is the way to go.

120. If you are Sunehri dancing then every one has to be reminded that the sexy lady is on the floor..

'A wed wose, how womantic'

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121. Certain parachutes have the ability to disappear as soon as the person it is transporting reaches the ground, for extra convenience in fight scenes (the last clip

122. Certain Movie theaters, such as the one showing "Cars"(in this movie theater scene), often play their movies in fast forward, only slowing down to show the important scenes.

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no 109 = awesome well spotted

kudos

keep it up guys!!!!

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123. Exhibitions of priceless objects in India only exist for Mr. A to steal these objects, not for selling tickets to visitors.

124. If you break the laser beams guarding an antique sword with a coin, it only sets off the alarm, not the stunners so that the security people can run into the room. You need to have all the security guards in the room to set off the stunners.

125. Jai can just hang out in Fiji for six months waiting for Mr. A to commit his next robbery without worrying about his pregnant wife or any crime cases in India.

126. Ali is psychic. He calls Jai at the exact minute that Jai is ready to head back to India from Fiji after not talking to him for six months.

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127. Sunheri, A petty small-time thief from a town like Andheri is good enough to be Partners with an international mastermind like Mr.A

128. If you are inspector Jai, you have the right to not arrest thieves guilty of large scale inetrnational thefts, because they are Lovers (let me go choke)

129. It is not necessary to know your basic grade 1 mathematics in order to be recruited on the Indian Police Force (case-in-point:Ali)

130. It is okay to flirt outrageously with an ex-college mate in font of your heavily pregnant wife

131. When you have an undercover spy of the police force pretending to be partners with A, do not get them to give you a physical profile of what this mastermind looks like, because that would be following criminal procedure

132. When international hesists don't work out, become a cook

133. Put aishwariya Rai in small clothing so the audience doesnt notice that her acting skills couldn't rival a lima bean's.

134. Mr. A can change from the clothing of an 80 year old janitor to his cool jet-ski costume while rushing through the indian sewage system in 10 seconds flat







**If you have melted chocolate on your hands, you're eating it too slowly**

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135. Abseiling ropes can pull you up a wall in order to grab the sexy lady on the floor/ roof

136. Electro-Magnetic gloves, that have the power to sustain yourself while pulling yourself up a bus, do not need a power source of any kind.

137. When jumping and kicking in slow motion, it is absolutely ESSENTIAL that some muppet shouts 'DHOOM MACHALE' in the background

"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!"
- Scream

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oh, got another one peeps!

138. Mr.A has surpassed all modern technology advances, by creating the world's first, working invisibility cloak that is invisible to the naked eye, and more importantly invisible to trained security guards but can be picked up in a video signal, which he used to cover the massive crane hand that grabbed the equally ridiculously large diamond from its cradle.

"Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!"
- Scream

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