Gotta love those gender-specific fortune cookies.

"You will walk the path of happiness with a dark and brooding man." Sounds like a prison sentence, really. What if a straight guy was eating that box of rice though? Did the Asian restaurant have His and Hers fortune cookie boxes that they could reach into to give to the customer? Yea, I know, that's a rather minor detail to nitpick about when a film is this bad, but it seems like everything else has been said already.