I have never...

Never ever ever have I seen a movie that was SOOOO very in love with itself and its dialogue. Some of the performances were good... but I mean jeez!

Basically, the movie was very true to life, at least the characters and their emotions and experiences were... but when you ask me to suspend reality for two hours and pretend that everyone talks a-mile-a-minute-never-ever-stopping-to-take-a-breath... that's simply annoying.