Don't kill me but....


...I didn't think this film was THAT bad. Ok, so the multiple personality thing has been played to death (Hide and Seek, Idenity, that Johnny Depp movie), but as far as straight-to-video films go, I've seen worse.

Yes, the acting was bad, the lesbian scene cliche and un-necessary, the blood spurting out of their mouths when they died overdone, and the fight scene lame, but, alas, has anyone seen the Jason Mewes movie 'R.S.V.P'? Now THAT was the worst 'horror' movie I've ever seen. Or 'Witches of the Carribean'? I didn't make it 15 minutes into it.

The production wasn't that bad, and the murders didn't all look completly fake. I liked the actresses who played Stacy and Angela (of the rest of them, they were definatly the best).

Better to be an open sinner than a false saint.

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Prof. Brian Oblivion,

Nothing profound to add, I'd just like to second that proverb you ended your post with. It is SO TRUE. I have no doubt that countless charlatans that pollute this forum with their hypocritical tripe, wordy meandering assessments scattered with large words they cannot spell properly or even know the proper definition of, posts of WORST MOVIE EVER over & over & over, I really wonder why anyone would bother with such an infantile post. Of course we can't forget the raving misandrists who post only to spread their man-hate agenda, and last but certainly not any less guilty of not even trying to really examine the movie on its merits, but simply looking for a reason to grandstand over their pet cause; be it sexism, racism, anti-semitism, ( just go ahead and add your favoritre "ism" ) countless others do, even when it blatantly obvious there's actually none of the content they're raving about in the flick being discussed. That little proverb about open sinners and false saints, should be mandatory letterhead for the beginning of every post submitted; maybe the occasional delusional ranter would read it and have even a little moment of clarity where they have to admit to themselves that what they were just about to start rallying about wasn't actually part of the movie's content at all, stop, and reconsider the whole offensive "ism" lunacy and just stick to the facts of plot, character building, continuity, and the rest of the such elements that go into making a movie a good one because those elements were handled well; or a movie bad because those building blocks of what makes a good cinematic experience appeared to be assembled by a five year old crackhead.
Regardless, what a much more pleasurable forum this would be if we could start to steer it away from those that totally disregard the actual movie, just to on an "ism" tirade, and while I'm picturing a better forum, posts of creative mastery like WORST MOVIE EVER would just refuse to even enter just like the screen itself was sprayed with "moron teflon". Imagine if your ultra appropriate proverb had the ability to do all that. What a wonderful, new IBDM movie forum this would be, and so on that note I will openly conclude my sinning as opposed to trying to pass myself off as a false saint. I wouldn't dare try to top the profound wisdom of that proverb as it is so blatantly applicable here, so I'll just wrap it up with something similar, but a little lower-brow so to speak. Before you post, Check Your Head.

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That's my signature, not part of my post. But thanks...I think.

Better to be an open sinner than a false saint.

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I second that R.S.V.P was the worst horror movie ever or maybe "Hack!"

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RSVP was mediocre



Hack! Was great fun though, I was pleased with that.

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