Shooting?

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I got some bad news, they've asked that I tell you Scott, they want you off the movie, they caught you defecating on set, you know where, behind the craft sevices table. The second assistant director saw you, and they orginally were just going to have you clean it up, but when you used the script to wipe, that was the final straw, it showed that you had no respect for this direct to vhs movie. Yes it was low budget, but you just took it down another notch, and they couldn't afford to clean up the crap you took so they left it there, and moved the craft services table. It still smells pretty bad, and one extra stepped on it by accident, so we had to kick him off set because his shoes were covered in feces, we felt that he might sue the production out of business, so a couple of guys roughed him up a bit to make sure he kept his mouth shut.

In closing, your character will be taken out of the script, seeing as how you were redundant anyways, just how many overweight truckers do you really need in a canadian movie right?

And one last thing, the Best Boy Grip we hired has just agreed to deal with your poo, he said he will borrow his neighbours dog to come and eat what's left of it, since some of it disappeared mysteriously last night.