Tasha Facts.

There are people who don't know Tasha. So, to show the Truth to those people, here is a small list of Facts about Tasha:

- Tasha was already hated the moment she was born. People thought her first cries sounded rude and snotty;

- Tasha NEVER, ever got back anything she lent anyone, because people say she'd be rude and impolite for taking them back;

- And God said "Let there be light", and there was light, and Tasha said "That's wonderful! Thank you!", God told her: "You are so rude!";

- Tasha's singing voice is always digitally enhanced. People think she'd be very arrogant and snotty if she ever used her natural voice;

- Tasha never talks about the music she likes to hear, because everyone immediately hates the things she likes;

- Tasha is always around you. You know those extremely unpolite people you sometimes come across on the street? It's Tasha in disguise. Or, at least, it HAS to be. Nobody else would be so impolite;

- Whenever you suffer any accident, as innocuous as it might be, blame Tasha: tt always has to be her fault, ALWAYS;

- If Tasha's tears could cure cancer, her tears would quickly lose any healing powers because of how much people hate her;

- Tasha never divided by 0; people think it's very, very rude;

- Tasha has won a Nobel Peace Prize. The morning after, it was stolen and given to George W. Bush, because people thought she didn't deserve it;

- The only people that like Tasha are her relatives. If you like Tasha, then you're a relative of hers; therefore, everyone hates you.