Thing I Learned From Watching The Backyardigans
I'm surprised no one's posted a thread like this yet. Here are just a few nuggets of wisdom taken from this great show grouped by episode (they WILL be funny):
Viking Voyage
1). Vikings may be tough, but, if confronted by an "Extra Extra Tough" mermaid, they'll emasculate at the drop of a viking helmet.
2). Mermaids can tip a viking ship with one finger.
Secret Mission
1.) If confronted with stationary horizontal laser beams, limbo.
2.) Maple syrup makes an EXCELLENT glue!
Surfs Up!
1.) Even if you know precisely what you're looking for, you're bound to get misdirected.
2.) Case in point, if you see someone who calls himself/herself "the mystery lifeguard", DON'T ask him/her for directions!
International Super Spy
1). If you're an International Super Spy, make sure to keep a close eye on your boss, otherwise he/she WILL get captured!
2). On the other hand, if you're the equipment specialist and you have to deliver a jetpack to the villian's/villianesse's lair, dressing up as a pizza delivery person is NOT a good idea!
Imto the Deep
1). The Mermaid Freakout may be effective at scaring off curious fish, but it does NOTHING to deter inquisitive undersea explorers!
2). It takes two mermaids - using only their left hands - to hoist a submarine.
A Giant Problem
If you're a magician and you come accross a giant, get to know him/her first; he/she may just want to play tag.
The Yeti
1). Raisins are NOT "yeti droppings"!
2). Snow angels are NOT "yeti markings"!
3). If you know ANYTHING about the yeti, DON'T say he has "sweaty hairy hands"; you WILL be wrong!
4). If you see the yeti and he pulls up two handfulls of snow... RUN!!!!!!!
(I only know about this last episode because I saw the previews and read about it on Tv.com)
Tale of the Mighty Knights
1). If you're a knight and have been ordered by the king to watch his dragon egg, WATCH IT CLOSELY; otherwise, it WILL run away!
2). If you see a girl who calls herself "the flighty fairy", DON'T MESS WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!
3). If you're traveling with a goblin, make sure to watch your helmet.
4). Goblins are REALLY GOOD at Rock Guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I can think of for now. Anyone else have any "advice"?