Idea for a "Robot Chicken" skit: Marcus Brody actually is a badass

Remember Indiana Jones' "boast" about Marcus Brody in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"?

"The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already."

What if all that was actually true?

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