awful - 1/10


another in the seemingly long and never-ending line of cheap, pointless and ultimately rubbish z-movies that seem to be churned out with remarkable regularity these days.

it has all the production values of a Z-movie. poor acting, unbelievable premises, terrible narrative and a silly series of scenes that actually deflate rather than enhance any experience of suspence.

stay clear or you will bitterly regret it. i did and now i wish i'd seen paint dry for 90 minutes instead.

why do they bother?

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Yessssss...it bored the *beep* out of me!

Sunday morning is everyday for all I care

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Not sure which bit made me groan more, but pretty sure it was Brooklyn dude: "You should quit, you should go on some sort of sabbatical somwhere."

And this dude was getting pay than the protagonist?

Man, I'm not done watching this turkey, and the worst of it is . . . it had some promise.

Before anyone sh!tes on me for "can you make a movie," crap. No, not that I know of, but can you fly? Eff off.

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It's not a bad little independent movie in many respects, but it was not well written by any stretch of the imagination. With a better script, this might have been a solid flick.

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I thought this film was a lot of fun. 8 out of 10 from me.

I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars!

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