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Dark Harvest 3- YIKES!


Excluding the second one, just because I haven't had the displeasure of sitting through that one. This is way worse than the first one. God this was aweful! I don't understand how people put this much time into something and turns out this bad...it was just horrible..I'm sorry to the filmmakers, but god damn son! Was there a script? I watched the behind the scenes, and it was about 10 times more entertaining than the movie. It looked like you guys had fun making it. But come on...There wasn't one thing funny, scary, or entertaining.

What was up with that first tit shot? It was just a set of "boob job" tits in the frame for like 10 seconds, I'm a horny male and I didn't even think it was necessary. The second tit shot was just as rediculous.

The best line was "Yeah..That's how i like it" from the guy having sex with the girl. That guy sounds like he's never done it before in his life. What the hell. At least try to act! lol

better luck on Dark Harvest 6

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Yeah, this one was a joke. I used the audio from that sex scene on someone's voicemail and they have it saved, now. Absolutely, unintentionally, hilarious!

My favorite line would be when the guy comes in the cabin w/ obviously fake blood all over his face (come on - it's PINK for chrissakes!) and when someone questions the validity of his accusations he screams "Does this look real enough to you?" . . . um, no.

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Haha! I'm kind of surprised that not too many others have posted on here. I guess they are lucky enough not to watch it.

take care,
drunknbear

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oh I was TRICKED into watching this piece of crap. This isn't even good-bad.
How can people be allowed to make and sell this crap, i'll never understand.

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I am sad to hear its not even 'so bad its good' (even though I hate that phrase). I got to meet most of the cast and everyone involved in the movie and they were really nice. My friend bought this, not the Lions Gate released version, the version actually called Skarecrow and I bought another one of their movies that I haven't watch yet. They do get horror stars like Gunner Hansen and John Dougan to be in their films which I think is cool. I did get a connection to be a extra if they ever needed one. Hopefully they will get better though.

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