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Simply put...

posted 17 years ago by lupis_noctum
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If someone who's not seen this film offers you a chance to see it, politely refuse and move in the opposite direction.

If someone who HAS seen this film offers you a chance to see it, or offers you a copy, run quickly away and do what you can to never come in contact with them again. If they persist, kill them.

It's that bad.

It was still better than House of the Dead, however, but so are the home movies made at the Hydrocephalic Children's Summer Camp...

"No one's got a ton of sympathy for guys who throw fat kids in the river"

[–] Minus_The_Beer 17 years ago

Yeah, it was pretty bad. I like me some cheesy slasher flick, but this one wasn't much fun.

[–] abnormalent 17 years ago

Thank you both for the royalties, though.

[–] Minus_The_Beer 17 years ago

Well, my fiance bought it for me used from a video store, so I don't think you got any royalties from me, but you're welcome.

[–] abnormalent 17 years ago

Someone had to buy it first, so thanks again.

[–] Minus_The_Beer 17 years ago

Well, you should be thanking Movie Gallery then. They sell almost all their videos after a month of being on the shelf.

Do you know where you are? You're in the corn-rows baby, you're gonna die!