Washing up song

When they bob along the screen with their arms full of pots and pans, how is Small able to hold so much? He doesn't actually use miniature pots and pans, yet has to prance around tidying them away. I think that maybe he's not really that small at all, that he pretends to be small and forgot and carried around normal size stuff which gives us a clue to his secret identity as a big person.

What's really sad is how long it took me to notice this...

Or even sadder: why do I care?