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Post what you love to hate about this movie!

posted 17 years ago by Telescope-HF
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Before I begin, I'd like to explain myself. It was a Saturday night, and my two friends and I had nothing to do-there were no parties going on, and 90% of our floor were out of town. So we decided one of those 'so bad it's funny' movies, and when we saw this....we just knew it was the one! In that regard, I'd like to start a thread where everyone posts what they loved to hate about this movie-what made it so...damn...terrible.

Bad line after bad line...

Probably the worst one:
They find a kid dead in his dorm room
"I guess he won't have to worry about his finals...."

Up there:
The librarian, now a zombie, comes out after they kill the zombie nerd, shushing them. The soldier shoots them in the head.
"Sorry about the noise...."

And something along the lines of "Are you this bad all the time, or do you take Sundays off to be a good boy?" That just sounded like someone making a falied attempt to insult someone.

And of course, a *beep* cruise missile hits a building, but there is only a brief explosion, and the building catches on fire. Meanwhile, the hero somehow escapes.

Post yours, let's keep it going!

Careful with that doorknob-it's a smoked gouda! Kay? Bye Jerri...

[–] rhys65 17 years ago

The soldiers who don't realise they have guns on them and the fact that the main characters survive EVERYTHING.

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[–] pesatyel 17 years ago

The fact they have a government organization (that apparently consists of TWO people) trained to deal with zombies when, according to the two movies together, zombies only existed on the island or at he campus.

Soldiers who don't know how to fight zombies. I mean how stupid were those guys?

"Hyper Sapiens."

[–] Major_Zero 17 years ago

The part that actually made me crack up was the part where the Sarge was bitten and he was obviously turning but he was still trying to play it off. The fat guy's reaction was even funnier.

"No paid sick leave. Quit stalling, get out of the cab."

[–] goggle_eyed_psycho 15 years ago

I absolutely loved that Ed Quinn had to cover himself in intestines and pretend to be a zombie cos they can't bust through a very flimsy air vent. Also cracked me up how casually they were acting when they went back into the building,
with 10 minutes until the airstrike. They didn't appear to be in too much of a rush, haha!

Crackingly bad/good film...

[–] roosterbill33 14 years ago

Jennifer Holland's wet t-shirt.

[–] lobouivante 14 years ago

Nightingale surving the missile that should have erased the zombie threat... no way she had time to escape or go to a protective cover.

the going back again for the sample was fun!

bart is pretty hatable, kind of reminded me of Cooper from remake of night of the living dead or the editor from dead set...

"We can't stop here. This is bat country"

[–] teddyg86 13 years ago

They handcuff a guy then give him a gun.
At the end of the film, the same guy gets knocked out and than tosses a gernade for no reason at all.

Now go home and get yer fuccin' shinebox.