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I'm not a lesbian; I'm not a Taiwanese boat person, but I need you.


I can't stop quoting Valerie. LOL!

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ya know !!! Well , im not gonna drink...its the middle of the day ...LOL.........

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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"Remember when the ozone was an issue?"

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"Remember when the ozone was an issue?"

So funny!

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"newsflash....Im human" lol

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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"Her name is Mallory, Mallory Church, and im Valerie, Valerie , CHersh!!!! (Cherish) " lmao


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Mallory: Jane, I'm posing with your Oscar.
Jane: I know. I'm right in the room.

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"then that happened" lol....(when the Pauly cocks his hands like a fake gun and points it at Val , season one ) bahhaha...

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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Are those the rescue horses? Oh, is that the barn? With the Taiwanese boat people? Did you answer and I missed it?

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Mallory: Jane, I'm posing with your Oscar.
Jane: I know. I'm right in the room.


HAHAHAHAHA... love this one.

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"and i need to know im being heard"
"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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Mark, don't you wish you were an alcoholic, so we could go [to AA with Paulie G], too?

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Paulie G.: A lesbian Holocaust film... sounds hot. Sorry I missed it.

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lmao, hilair...



"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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Hello... Don't understand. - Val, to the 'Russian whores', while on her way to get drinks.

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"ok... well... you know. i .. lets not... u heard me say i didnt do it right? ...well i dont i dont you know, ok you know i see whats happening here, ok youre trying to, you got an agenda, I GET IT., you got an agenda and youre trying to make me the bad guy,but im just not gonna let u do it...okay" this is a waste of time , im gonna see if, you know...whats his name?? Ivan?? lol

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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In 5, 6, 7, 8!!!

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"its been a slow day ,hy dont ujust RAPE me "


"i dont need to SEEEEEEEEEE that"... "I dont WANNA see that" I DONT wanna SEEE THAT" .. I dont want to SEE THAT"

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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Jane: Has working on a show like this is being a chalenge for you?
Valerie: Sure! Actors need to be challenged. It keeps him or her sharp. It's not like a surgeon who does the-same-thing-every-day. HEART ATTACK! Seen it, did it, done! Or me with sitcoms. CBS! Seen it, did it, done! This kind of acting is just so different. Everyday is just something new.
Jane: What are you doing today?
Valerie: We're shooting a scene from the sitcom in the show. So... back to my confort zone. I actually know what I'm doing. Thank god!


OMG, Val! (Juna)

LOL

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You can't tell, but right now I'm doing the "CUT - we can't use this, Jane" hand motion.

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"I HAVE VERY BIG NEWS THAT I'M VERY EXCITED TO TELL YOU ABOUT! That's my Edith Bunker. Played by the wonderful... ... ... Ooh... ... *bleep*... JANE STAPLETON!"

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lmao at Edith (pauses to google her name) *starts recording again, Jean Stapleton lol... so funny...........

" i dont do cold reads well"




"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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Hahaha... Yeah, it's Jean Stapleton, not Jane Stapleton as I wrote. Hahaha... That was my Valerie Cherish! lol

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Oh i didnt even notice lol.. i was going to actually post that quote too ,but i didnt bother ... hahah..I meant it seemed like Valerie paused the journal video to google Jean Stapletons name lol.. cuz as usual she forgot it, i was a big All in the family fan,so i knew she was doing her right away , soon as she began...

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a gal has to hang onto"

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I love the way she sighs and says "OH!" before pause the video. It was like "OMG, I FORGOT AGAIN!". Lisa's acting is so precise.

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"Looks like I fell sleep in a bird sanctuary."

"Who's my prom date? BIG BIRD?"

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This one's fun. Look at that [cackle].


Designer: I have another.
Valerie: Is it normal?

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"You know... there's nothing on earth that I rather do!"

(After Mark asks if Valerie wants to practice the BJ scene for the next day and she refuses because she needs to wake up early)

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Oh! Hi, Ron. Didn't hear your chair. So quiet!

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