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Memorable quotes

posted 18 years ago by jcarter-21
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In no particular order

1. My signiture
2. "This glove, I purchased, at a garage sale"
3. "Babies, before we're done here, y'all be wearing gold plated diapers"
4. "I like to prank (stify stiffersons) for hours in my basement"
5. "I work part of the time, there huge chunks of the day when I'm sleeping, it's ridiculous!"
6. "I have dual citizenship, with United States and Florida"
7. "I put my pants on, just like the rest of you, one leg at a time, except once my pants are on, I make gold records"
8. All of lines in Trivial Psychic

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!-
Christopher Walken

[–] warthogfacedbuffoon 18 years ago

"There's no stopping the bird attacks now!"
"It was a horse. Deal with it."
"Whammy. (pause) Blammy wowie zowie."

[–] ak088 18 years ago

"80 people live in this apartment?"
"that seems a bit high, doesnt it?"
"not 80, maybe four, i'm so bad at guesstimating"
"well just take your time and count"
(other dialogue)
"so just the two of us, boy i really overshot it with the 80, didn't i"

"how long have u lived here?"
"well, i remember it was the spring and clinton was president, i had just gotten out of prison.....maybe an hour"

[–] voncorky 16 years ago

well theres me, my wife, our plants, we have some candy bars....

Blessed are the cheesemakers