The weed piss test...


What exact was it that he did to try and pass it?


You're the man now, dog -Sean Connery

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Drink vinegar to shut down his kidneys.

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I got that part but what about the long tub thing he shoved into his ass(?)


You're the man now, dog -Sean Connery

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He used the tube to try and suck out all the urine he had.

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"I got that part but what about the long tub thing he shoved into his ass(?) "

He didn't shove that thing up us rectum, he shoved it INTO he penis and then injected uncontaminated piss into him so it would piss out (that was a catheter)...

Hence his saying, in a quite understated manner, 'that was unpleasant'...

He also drank vinegar to temporarily shut down his kidneys so as not to mix his piss with the piss he shoved up his yin yang... :)

I do have one question though. Would smoking weed once the night before really show up in a blood test? Wouldn't it be so low that he could just say he was in a room with friends who were doing it (which they wouldn't like, but he would still pass the test)...

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Nope. THC is stored in the fat cells so doesn't leave your body for months or until you do some serious exercise.
Half a bifta could land you in trouble if the piss tester was sharp eyed, or bored.

But I'm unsure if it would show up from the night before...gonna assume yes as water is constantly replaced in the body.

'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki

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Did not know that... thanx... you learn something new every day... :)

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To be honest with you buddy I'd check a more reliable source. It kept bothering me what the true answer was & you can't trust wikipedia these days.
Kinda funny you ask the question the very DAY before this country (UK) reclassifies weed BACK UP to a more serious level.
Users now get prison time as opposed to suppliers. But as long as there's taxable drugs...THIS BUD'S FOR YOU!!

'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki

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Something that I was wondering about this scene, couldn't he just have got someone else's piss ad put it into a pouch or something, and the poured it into the cup?

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I tought the scene we saw, the guy was in the hallway and he pissed in a stall?

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I've got a bit of a problem myself..
I've got a urine test for the army in a few weeks and I haven't smoked weed since the holidays. (2 weeks ago)

How long does it stick around?
18 years old
90 kg
9% body fat
excercise regulary.

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Something that I was wondering about this scene, couldn't he just have got someone else's piss ad put it into a pouch or something, and the poured it into the cup?


No - that's why they all had to remove their watches and roll their sleeves up.

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When they do urine tests for the government they actually have someone standing in the bathroom watching you piss into a cup. Better not be pee shy

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