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omg paris is so frekien kool it so not even funny

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shes hot too

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ew...not even close to hot

If you mean "omg I'm burning standing next to this fake ass tan whore" then yes she is hot

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Oh, come on... It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... no tread on that tire anymore....







Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

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you're both morons. both of you die quickly so that your genes will never be carried on into humanity's already bleak future.

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Paris is a whore

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Question: What do Paris Hilton and a tic-tac have in common?

Answer: They both have the IQ of a tic-tac.

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ZOMG THIS FILM WAS TEH WIN!!!! I MEEN PARIS AND JAY ARE SUCH TALENTS IN DIS MOVIE!!!!! IT SHOULDVE OSCAR SWEPT THE OSCARS!!! KNOW WAT IM SAYING!!!!!111one!!

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I cant stand Hilton, she is the epitome of useless celebrity.

I don't want to waste any more of dead finger skin typing my disgust, I don't even think I could put into words how much I loathe seeing her scrawny face getting everywhere.

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isn't it interesting that she is in #2 and 3 of the bottom movies list?

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interesting, but not surprising. she is a pathetic waste of space.

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no not surprising at all

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of course this movie is bad, its got paris hilton in it. duh

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You guys are Idiots.

I think the Hatred of paris Hilton Comes from Jealosy. I think your mad because you didnt Get famous off a Sex tape!

Everybody know sex sells and It sold. sometimes the "Naked truth" is the only truth. I get all you guys own the video too! ROTFL!

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Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you anti-Paris idiots. Paris Hilton is better than all of yous put 2gether.

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I wouldn't really say that I am jealous of Paris Hilton, I don't think she has any talent at all. I think she gets movie roles because cheap Hollywood directors know that she will bring in a few bucks because a couple of teenagers think that they might get a glimpse of her breasts, which has already been seen all over the world anyways. I live in Texas, I've seen far better looking and much more talented girls here and those were some of my old friends from High School. Just a few weeks ago a good friend of mine from high school was the lead role in a play here in town that sold out every night at one of our bigger theaters. Paris Hilton gets her way cause she has daddy Hilton backing her up. She might be good looking to some, I personally find her very unattractive. If she didn't have the name Hilton slapped on everything she'd just be another dumb girl in a frat guys porno video he'd show to his friends, no one would care less. The fact that she made it big off of making a porn video says something about our culture I think. Honestly I think Paris is just a trend, like 8-track tapes and hula-hoops, after a while people will stop making stupid MySpace pictures posing like her and saying "That's Hot" all the time, and Paris will fade away just like everything else...

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Prof. Brian Oblivion,

Thank God for at least one intelligible post concerning the most talentless, slutty, vapid, spoiled whore on the face of the planet. Why did South Park dedicate an entire episode to showing that any female youth that approves of Paris is almost guaranteed to be a pre-teen Mom of two or more morons with a lucrative career of spreading STD's to every other females' boyfriend ahead of her. What a role model; we lose Diana of Wales and Paris "Mattressback" Hilton lives on? C'mon karma, even the score already, it's way overdue.

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Prof. Oblivion,
In the immortal words of the beloved show MST3k... must not hate... yes must disguise our hate... What I mean by this is that yes Paris probably deserves the wrongs for the wicked things she's probably done in her life.... She probably picked on the ugly kids in class, she probably teased the geeky boys in school, and she probably burned ants with a magnifying glass when she was a little girl... but, just because such a person has risen to the top of the social ladder doesn't mean that she's not in for a hard fall... Princess Diana was an amazing person, who should have been here long after she was gone... but there's nothing we can do about that now... and sadly it is true Paris is the idol of many teenage girls who and I quote "want to be just like her" when they grow up.... I even recall a make a wish foundation girl's last wish was to spend a day with Paris Hilton and the wish was granted and she got to hang out with her and try on her clothes and stuff like that.... my point is that if we make ourselves out to ask for karma to step in, then we are nothing short of a Paris Hilton ourselves who has done nothing but stepped on her so called friends and possibly even family to get where she needed to get... Her day will come and when it does she will fall hard, her jail time was only the tip of the iceberg, and sadly I feel if she doesn't change soon she's in for a whole lot worse.... So in the meantime keep her in your good thoughts section, pray (to whatever God you seem fit) that she has a happy life, and that everything turns out good... don't think negatively not even in the back of your mind.... or else karma may come looking for you.... :)

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Prof. Brian Oblivion,

Trust me Turbo, as a single father that strives to be the best role model he can be to his son, that has no criminal record, no illcit substance issues, that always goes the extra mile to help anyone in need although I repeatededly find that no good deed goes unpunished and yet I continue to extend that foolish hand of trusting help and friendship, the last thing I'm worried about is my karma, it's in excellent shape if things really do operate under that get what u give system. Point taken, all the best 2 u as well, Ciao 4 now.

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I would admit being jealous if she actually had a skill. but as of yet the only way she has proven her worth is by being screwed on a "secret" sex tape. which
just cements the notion she is an oxygen thief even stronger.


I may not be a billionaire hotel heiress, but I am also thankful I am not Paris Hilton.

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I love Paris Hilton. She is soooooo hot. And sexy.

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"that's hot" how about *beep* you!

shes a boot, the only reason shes photographed so much is cos she cant buy underwear that covers her genitalia, or bra's that keep her scrawny breasts concealed. Then we have 100 moron paparazzi photographing her without any nickers on, so they can comment about it on programs with titles like "all time greatest celebrity slip up moments revealed: top 100 edition" with some no mark camp comedian commenting on it as if they have some authority cos they are a no mark.



I Cant stand Paris "I'm so *beep* useless, but my dad owns hotels" Hilton.

Rise of the idiots.


ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ok I think ive made my point.

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Sorry about that. I actually didn't right that. I'm in agreement with you; some jackass friend got on my account and wrote that. I agree with you completely.

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lol, to be fair my mates would prob do the same :)


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