so boring, do not watch!


I just saw this movie and in the first 44 minutes it has made me smile TWICE. It is nothing but a giant waste of time. I will never get this time back. There is a reason it's independant, it wasn't good enough to go main.

do not watch it! forget you ever heard of it, this is best

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You're just not evolved enough to graps the humour of it.
It was everything BUT boring.

And it was independant, because the writers weren't going to mess things up for idiots like you. Thank the force for that!
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I'm holding an 'I Don't Give A Sh*t'-o-meter and the needle's not moving. - D. Coupland

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I agree, anything but boring. Its independant because it is a movie based on a well written script, rather than most big studio comedy releases that soley rely on gross-out, or sexual humor, or other shortcuts to laughs. Don't get me wrong, that stuff has a place too, its just unfortunate that it takes up most of the space and squeezes this kinda movie out of people's earshot and eyesight. The comedy in this movie is subtle, so dont expect pratfalls, monkeys in people's clothing, or objects striking genitals, or genital-to-pie contact; expect a cleverly written script that requires attention to solicit laughter. Believe me, the laughs are there, and they are constant.

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Really? I mean, Really? I waited as long as I could before hitting the fast forward button. This movie IS boring. This movie IS NOT intelligent. The acting is subpar, the character development is non-existent, and the whole "twist" is about as non surprising as you can get. Don't try to make a bad movie better by saying people just aren't smart enough to get it.

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Saying it's "indie" does not make it good. My sense of humor and intelligence are quite high thank you; but this movie is simply unenjoyable and not funny.

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I'd have to say it was interesting, but not that funny. Was still kinda fun to see how the story unravelled, but I was hoping it was going to be funnier.

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I gave it a shot for zooey...I couldn't finish it...fast forwarded thought the last half hour...usually only do that for porn ;) It sucked.

In an effort to be fair to all of you, I am only using half of my brain for this comment.

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I agree.. it has to be about the lamest movie I have seen in quite some time.. I guess if you think its funny watching a loser swear every other word he says and talks a bunch of *beep* then you should just go hang out at a bar.. would be more fun then this movie..

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I gave it a shot for zooey...I couldn't finish it...fast forwarded thought the last half hour...usually only do that for porn ;) It sucked.


I, too, only watched this film because of Zooey. And unfortunately, her part isn't large enough to make me want to watch the movie again.

I didn't really care for the movie, but I'd hardly call it boring. There were parts of it that I liked. Zooey, of course, for the few minutes that she was on-screen. I'm kind of a fan of Michael Rappaport, and I enjoyed his portrayal of Officer Putney.

This was the first time I'd seen Paul Schneider in anything, and I liked him as Lagrand, even if he did seem kind of half-retarded. I'm really looking forward to seeing both him and Zooey in All the Real Girls, whenever I have time to pick up the dvd.

As for Aaron Stanford: normally I like him. He was ok in X-Men, I liked him a lot in The Hills Have Eyes, and I also liked him in another indie film called Flakes (which just so happened to star Zooey as his love interest). But I really hated his character in this movie. Just a horrible character.

I managed to watch the entire movie without fast forwarding through anything, although I did have to pause it two or three times and take a break from it. Overall, I'd give it a 4.5/10. I didn't hate it, but it's not something I'll ever want to watch again.


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how can u know it sucked if u fast forwarding the movie? idiots

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This movie was very funy IMO....very different!

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GARBAGE, this move sucked

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Well said Ouffer. If you fast forwarded it, you have no clue.
BECAUSE THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!

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you can fast forward with subtitles on, thus cutting the torture ammount time in half while still following the story.

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I thought this movie was fantastic.

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KUDOS!
U dared to give away a secret ninja technique of movie watching only true shifu sensei learn after years of practice.
Expect retaliation!

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10.

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Your *beep* retarted. The movie is a 10, *beep* its very funny. Did U have your head up your ass while U were watching this movie?

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shut up idiot.. it depends on the individual's taste.. I gave it a 8

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