2 Stars?
What, one star for boobs and one for...free floating CGI scorpion legs? Hmm?
I've recommended this move to all my friends, it's THAT...different.
Yeah, this was really bad. Like unwatchable. It did pretty much NOTHING right. We get LONG LONG stretches with poorly suited marines wandering around dark hallways. If not for the intro, you wouldn't know this is a killer bug movie for a good 45 mins.
And I LOVE bad creature features. Even Larva and Growth were entertaining enough for me. But this? This is as bad as they come. I can overlook the acting and bad CGI as it's a low budget killer bug movie. But it wasn't even written or shot competently.
Half the time, we don't know what's happening as it's shot in almost complete darkness. And the writing, good lord. They ask things they know the questions to and say random things that I guess made sense to the writer, but as an audience we are dumbfounded by it's sheer idiocy and randomness.
PS: It's TWO stars for boobs, one for each...duh...
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