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Crappiest movie ever?


To be honest, I didn´t smile once when I saw this movie, what a joke!

And what´s up with the character Sven? First they say he is from Sweden but his accent is german and later in the movie they say he´s hungarian? (Yeah, I´m from Sweden)

No, this movie is definitely one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time, don´t waste your time watching it...

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Movie is MASTER stupid, but I watched it till end, and it's funny in some ways... For this I give him 8/10 :)

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hey, im american and i thought this was a dumb piece of crap. i will admit the average american may have crappy standards (after all, pauly shore comes from our shores) but theres no need to generalize, you cheese eating surrender monkey.
not every film can be made by luis bunuel.

"now they got the sun, an' they got the palm trees,they got the weed, an' they got the taxis"

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What a big rotten movie!

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The movie sucked with a capital S.

The only thing great about it is you get to see Suzzane stokes boobs.

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And you're an ignorant dumb ass to say things like that. As if bad taste was invented by Americans. I'm from Holland and there are not many good dutch movies, besides the obvious ones about the war and some others. Not because we have bad taste but a small budget. And this movie Frostbite was in my eyes a small butget movie, wich I didn't even go 2 see, because I know it's crap, in my eyes anyway. But I also know that there are a lot of dutch (mostly young boys and girls, 12-18 maybe) people that rented and even liked this movie. I think it has more to do with intelligence, or more the lack of it, light entertainment and teenage lust, lol.

"The owls are not what they seem" (Twin Peaks; Fire, Walk with me)

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I thought the movie was alright. Obviously not the greatest movie out there but having the instructor's daughter gives it an automatic 3 out of 10 and the rest earned it another 2 points.

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I agree with you, I didnt smile once either.

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I think the movie is funny, especially JP, citat: "What the *beep* is wrong with that nasty looking and smelling *beep* + winter is hot:D

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HORRIBLE Movie, no one should watch.
PS this movie must have come from Schitville (movie's city), because its about that bad.
Worst "comedy" I have ever seen.

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It's a small budget comedy, I think it does ok, there are some great lines, and great characters. You just have to go in to it expecing it to be what it is.

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Who cares if it is crappy? Traci Lords is in it so I like it and haven't even watched it yet!

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"Crappiest movie ever?"

I believe so.

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There is absolutely no intelligence in this absolutely CRAP movie, infact i don't even want to call it a movie because it is a discrase, it is a thing. A thing that once you have watched it you want your money back.
Ther are no good jokes, there is no storyline at all and the silycon boobs are just pointless.
I can't believe i wasted 1hr 15mins of my life, on this CRAP

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Come to think of it... Yes, this was probably the crappiest movie ever.
I wouldn't want to know what the people who actually liked this stupid flick are like in real life.

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yeh...this movie was about as funny as the holocaust

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I didn't smile once either. This is definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Right now I can only think of one movie that is crappier than this and that is 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

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