You're So Weak


If you didn't see this movie, you're a complete and utter DIRTHEAD. This movie turned my life toward the ways of the Navajo and the buffalo, but more of the buffalo. I'm going to move from my semi-mansion in LA and going to New Mexico this summer to live with them in a double wide in the middle of the desert. My only provisions will be a portable DVD player loaded with "Buffalo Dreams" and I'm going to tape down the repeat button so the fun never stops. I will also have "Spooky House","I, Robot", possibly even "Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off" and the first season of "That's So Raven" filled with Alana and her posse, nearby for when my "Buffalo Dreams" dvd disintegrates, but that should never serve to be a problem because I will have made 56 copies of the movie anyways. When I need new batteries I will just jump on my bike and herd a few buffalos to lead me into town and they will take me to the nearest Rabbit Jerky Store. I'm praying that an eagle comes down and asks me my bird spirit. Just thinking about the whole experience makes me flare my nostrils.

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wow gurl...i think you went a bit farther with the plot than most, lol. but that's not a bad thing...i'm totally obsessed with reiley, have been for a few years now, so i will scream whenever he's onscreen...it's kinda sad i know...i even thought his puking was adorable, disgusting and disturbing yes, but still adorable...i just thought with all that training he'd be more muscular like the other guys when he took off his shirt to swim in the waterfall...ahhh, reiley, lol:P

savannah

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Wow, you're a Simon Baker fan too huh??? I love him!

Why me? Why here? Why now?

I stick to promises *beep* gum to school property!

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She said Reilly. Not Simon. But I like Simon Baker. He's awesome.

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who's Reiley?

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Iheartmykswiss, what ward are you in?

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haha I agree. Taking it a little overboard dude.
haha.

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Huh... fascinating... I don't meet many "Iroquois" who identify themselves as being Iroquois since that is a term applied to a group of Nations. Usually, they identify as either Mohawk, Seneca, Tuscarara, Onondanga, Oneida or Cayuga.

Hmm... in addition, I don't think the Navajo would want to be identified as a "Buffalo" tribe; why wasn't this movie about sheep?

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funny.....sheep. well yea, i just saw the movie today. It is very different from how the navajo's live.lol, sheep. thats all oh and i am Navajo.

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LMAO. Haha yeah, that'd be interesting if it were about sheep. I can imagine them walking around the grassy area with a collie running alongside of them to help with the flock.

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can i have some of the drugs you're on?

~*Poets never die. Words are immortal.*~

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No I don't share.

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Theartmykswiss..... ...............youre kidding right??

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i think the real question is do u really wanna kno? lolz who would leave a semi mansion? i sure in hell wouldnt even leave a house bhind if i lived in 1 lolz

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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guys, shes joking

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I was not joking...I can't believe you would ever say that.

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okay...whatever floats your boat.

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I don't want to float on a boat. I want to ride on top of a buffalo.

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...thats nice. go find a buffalo.

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I shall And then I will ride to your house and rub it in your face that I have a Buffalo.

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so what will you name your buffalo?

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I would name my buffalo Simon Baker Jr.
What better name could there possibly be?

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true, true.

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iheart can u say obsessed lolz. plus there r 2 actorz named simon r baker except 1z white. where do u plan on gettin a buffalo thier r like almost none in the usa

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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oh, i'm sure she'll find a way.

~*Poets never die. Words are immortal.*~

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u kno wat i dun even want 2 kno how lolz

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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smart decision.

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There are buffalo in other parts of the world. Duh-Huh. I will just import one and and have one of my butlers fletch it for me. Or I could just steal one from the San Diego Zoo. The only problem I'm having at the moment is getting a double wide. I actually found one perfect for my needs but the family of six that live there refuse to leave. I tried to lure them out with cheese,cheese products, and some trail mix. It's odd because I'm usually very stupendous at persuading people to obey my every command, but they didn't seem to like it when they woke up and all their stuff was sprawled out in the yard,where the neighbors were picking through it. I thought I was doing them a favor. I don't understand why they had to turn that frying pan into a lethal weapon and scream foul language at me. They chased me all the way back to my car, where they proceeded to jump on it like my monkey, Bobo, and Grandma mooned me, while Grandpa flashed me. Oh that Bobo!

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hmmm well i couldnt imaigine who would want to leave a mansion & butlers lolz. tell u what i'll trade you, u can have my grandmaz trailor itz even on an indian reservation (navajo) & i'll take your mansion LOLZ

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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It all depends on how big the trailer is.
Do you think it will be able to fit all of my needs?
I am very picky about how I choose my Double-Wide.

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LOLZ ur serious? itz uhm i dunno nuttin special itz got 2 bedroomz a half bath just ur regular trailor. wat r ur so called "needz" 4 the trailor lolz

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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seriously...pass the drugs....



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Uh, No I need to save them for my Buffalo...Get your own!

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your going to drug your buffalo? thatz greaat lolz

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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fine fine i'll get my own....

~*Poets never die. Words are immortal.*~

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o wow thatz so much better lolz

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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Everyone...there are buffalo in the us. Go to Yellowstone and the Tetons and South Dakota and Oklahoma. I live in Oklahoma. There is a tall grass prarie preserve here in green country, and there is Woloroc near us. That place is cool. There is a better name than Simon R. Baker Jr...Atticus and Constantine...

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yeah but somehow i doubt they let you buy the buffalo from there lolz i like constantine i think simon baker is a great actor but i dont really like his name

"Some dayz itz a good day To die Some dayz itz a good day To have breakfast"

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Okay, I'm actually going to respond to the first comment. You're going to NM so you can be completely isolated from the world? That's basically what you're saying. Shame on you. You'd think that someone who lives in a 'semi-mansion' in Los Angeles would be at least somewhat aware of what's going on in the world. Just so you know, New Mexico became a state in 1912. That's right. New Mexico is part of the United States. I'll give you a moment for the shock to sink in.
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Nope. We're not part of Mexico. No, you don't need a passport to come or exit New Mexico. No, we don't all speak spanish. No, we're not all hispanic or native american (not that there's anything at all wrong with it, it's just a common stereotype of people here). And no, we are not just one big desert.

In fact, New Mexico has actually made contributions to the world. The atomic bomb was built and tested here, actually. I believe there's a statistic that says one of the most radiactive places in the world is underneat the lions in the Albuquerque Zoo.

And as for isolation, WE ARE NOT ISOLATED FROM THE WORLD. Yes, there are some parts of this state that are desert (in fact, a lot of our state is), but we are not isolated. In fact, we even have a newspaper! Three of them, actually. Only in one city.

I couldn't stand this movie because it made New Mexico seem like some isolated desert where no one has any electricity or anything and everyone everywhere has to drive a pick-up truck or ride a bike to get somewhere. No. I understand that this movie was only from one point of view of where he was living, but they really portrayed it like all of New Mexico is like that.

So don't go to New Mexico expecting some rural desert where no one speaks English. You'll be severely disappointed.

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Thank you for informing us on your isolation (by the way, take a gander at our commento uno and tell me where the word 'isolation' or any related word or synonym or antonym is located because I believe I was out of town when I typed it) and radioactive lions, imaginary friend. Do you know how I could subscribe to one of the state's THREE newspapers? What about the Jerky? Who will sell it to me if I am all by myself? I will give you a moment for this many words to sink into your non-functioning brain. And I never said I would drive a dirty pick-up truck. I drive in style and that means only one ride: Double-wide. And as long as I got my buffalo dreams to keep me company, I'll never be disappointed. So the only disappointed one should be you because I'm outside your window with a samauri sword. MADE YOU LOOK!

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Ok,

I know no one has posted here in a long time....but Ihearts....you're nuts. I have lived on a reservation always wondering what it would be like to live in a city. I finally got my wish when I went to school to get my law degree and I love it. And you cannot absolutely NOT have a buffalo for a PET!!! They are an endangered species so I am sure that there will be some protestors after you if you dared try to make a buffalo a pet. Oh and as for another location where buffalo are, they're in Indiana as well at Wolf Park. A preserve where we have wolves and foxes and other animals as well as buffalo. We allow the wolves to run free on the weekend while we clean out the different pens and they try to hunt the buffalo but so far, no casualities on either side, the wolves or the buffalo. So think before you lie....oh I'm sorry....before you talk.

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maybe you can get through to her that buffalo arent pets hell knows we havent lolz

"Look that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide! Its a killer!"-Monty Python & the Holy Grail

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"Ihearts....you're nuts" That's one weird fetish I don't want to get into right now.

I never said I wanted to hold a Buffalo captive as a pet. All I wanted to do was spend my life riding in the wind with them, like Simon Baker. He is an inspiration. And it's people like you who keep them in these "zoos" and "reserves". If they want to be extinct, let them. Hooraygurl, I will not lie. No nappy, not until I reach my life's dream to be with the Buffalo!

By the way, Hooraygurl, since you've know your way around a reservation, I'm beginning to wonder your species. You buffalo? If so, call me. Beep me. If you want to reach me. If want to page me, it's okay. I just can't wait until I hear my cell phone ring. I also think you should take on those wolves as clients because they are going to need some good representation if they come near any of my fellow buffalos.


Enjoy the poop scooping, Hooraygurl, Buffalo at Law.

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you know im betting that Simon Baker doesnt live a life like that. His character Thomas did but he probably doesnt. He probably lives in some nice house in a suburb and has a good amount of $ from all the roles in movies/shows he does. So when your hero doesnt live a life like that how can he be an inspiration?

plus i'd watch what Hraygirl tells you shes got a rep for being a liar



"Look that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide! Its a killer!"-Monty Python & the Holy Grail

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Maybe Thomas is just playing the part of Simon Baker playing the part of Thomas, He's like this guy who plays this guy who plays the first guy. I like followed him one day, I'm not like a stalker, I just want to know what he's doing like all the time, and cut out pictures of him and glue them on popsicle sticks and pretend he's watching himself with me, like a date. So anyways, he like totally does not live in a mansion, he lives in a mudhut he made with his own eleven hands, and he lives with the Buffalo and lives with Kyle and the talking bird. So Lonewolf, who's the dreamer now?

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I say youve got way to much time on your hands if you had a 'date' with Simon Baker popsicle sticks lmao.



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I didn't have a "date" persay. I just made popsicle stick people of Simon Baker. Then the popsicle stick people and I followed Simon Baker. So never the less, our discussion centers upon your previous mentions of Simon Baker living within a luxurious mansion, which he dosen't. So you never answered the important question. Who's the dreamer now!?

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1) I never said he lived in a luxurious mansion. I said he probably lived in some nice house in the suburbs... And what the hell do you know about Simon Baker from his popsicle stick? Its unliving, its not the real him. Your still the dreamer.



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148,568) You're the dreamer, Soon Ray Ray 'cause you're dreaming of the day when you can be me. You're just jealous that I have so much love for Simon that I can emulate him in a popsicle stick form. What do you have? Nothing. No Simon, No popsicle, just the dream that one day you could become a hairdresser and he gets bored with his luscious long 'do and he goes to you for a new style and you give him that style and then the salon closes and your manager tells you to sweep up the hair from today and you do and you find the glowing locks of Baker and then you pocket them and take them to a cloning facility and guess what they do there... clone people and then they clone him and you take him home and feed him and call him 'Mini Baker' and then Mini Baker is like the anti-Baker and he is not Indian and then you like leave him at a Walmart and the real Simon Baker is there with his new hairdo and he is buying hair Conditioner and Styling putty to apply to his luscious scalp and sees the Anti-Baker and shoots it down with a harpoon and then you will whimper and then go to your home and wish you could be delicious enough to be you could again be in the presence of Simon Baker NEVER SAY HIS NAME AGAIN SON ROO ROO!

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LMAO that is seriously some funny *beep* can I quote that? You just made my day lolz. Your one of those people who wishes you were really Native dont you. Theres one problem with your theory though... Id never be a hairdresser and Id never be pathetic enough to collect his hair to make a shrine or whatever.... Oh dayum just said his name, Simon... lmao your hilarious.



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