You're So Weak
If you didn't see this movie, you're a complete and utter DIRTHEAD. This movie turned my life toward the ways of the Navajo and the buffalo, but more of the buffalo. I'm going to move from my semi-mansion in LA and going to New Mexico this summer to live with them in a double wide in the middle of the desert. My only provisions will be a portable DVD player loaded with "Buffalo Dreams" and I'm going to tape down the repeat button so the fun never stops. I will also have "Spooky House","I, Robot", possibly even "Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off" and the first season of "That's So Raven" filled with Alana and her posse, nearby for when my "Buffalo Dreams" dvd disintegrates, but that should never serve to be a problem because I will have made 56 copies of the movie anyways. When I need new batteries I will just jump on my bike and herd a few buffalos to lead me into town and they will take me to the nearest Rabbit Jerky Store. I'm praying that an eagle comes down and asks me my bird spirit. Just thinking about the whole experience makes me flare my nostrils.
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