Gems from Sanju baba

1. Bees saal baad jab ye baap ka badla lene aaayega, tab isse kheloonga
2. Billa ne kisi Aurat ko nahi maara kyonki kisi aurat ne billa ki nahi maari
3. Na too Gaane ke liye rukega na bajaane ke liye letega (edited to 'bajaane ke liye rukega)
4. Har kahani me villain hero ko tension deta hai, tu pehla hero hai jo villain ko tension deta hai.
5. Ladki bhi mere paas hai, paisa bhi mere ps hai, phir tum log kis ke liye jhagad rahe ho --> This one had the entire audience including me in splits!