Things I learned from watching Mansquito
1. If you're lover's skin rips off and a giant mosquito pops out, lay on the couch and get ready for some foreplay.
2. Human/mosquito hybrids are armor-plated and bulletproof for some reason.
shareWell actually the combination of Human Skin and an Exoskeleton just might be bulletproof
3. Females mutant into Womansquitos much slower.
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4 No matter what piece of crap movie you just watched. It will always seem better after watching this one.
share5. When mutating in a Mosquito/human hybrid, sex change is implied.
shareIt beats Sabretooth...
share6. If you are looking inside a building through a window when a hungry Mansquito sees you, the mansquito will teleport outside and kill you, only for your blood splatter to teleport back inside and land on a disco ball.
7. Mansquitoes hate to be called "f u c kface"
8. Mansquitoes have large gopher buck teeth that look like they were stolen from Alvin or Simon.
9. If you are a women and you suspect you are transforming into a mansquito, it is a very painful but extremely sexy process. Find your sexiest lingerie and pose in front of a mirror while transforming.
The only thing I remember about celestial Spider-Man is that he's...celestial. - Bruce Campbell