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Anyone who says anything positive about this movie

posted 17 years ago by Kal-El1200
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Is a complete moron. Anyone who hasnt seen dont rent it. This comes from a guy who lives on planet Earth. I dont mind movies that are a little more imaginative than real. I like comic book movies that have fake super powers I admit that Superman,Spiderman and Batman could never happen. I seen a totally fun movie that required alot of imagination in Bruce Almighty which I thought was good.

This movie is totally moronic The couple finds a baby instead of calling the police they just decide to keep him? I like the part where child welfare is closed on the weekend. According to this movie if someone puts a baby in a trash can I guess it stays there till Monday? A doctor or anyone cant tell a baby from a little person? What I found really stupid is the fact adults get slapped by the little person and act all afraid of him. Calvin seems to have Chucky like strength thru this whole movie. It defies physics a person that is as small as a baby could never inflict as much damage like he does. Every scene in this movie defies physics the little person is as strong as a 6'5 man for some reason. It was a stupid stupid movie please dont rent it or buy.

[–] Jayne-BigDamnHero-Cobb 17 years ago

Anyone who hasn't seen this movie yet, see it! It's hilarious from start to finish and I feel sorry for anyone who can't enjoy a Wayans movie.

[–] Screenwriter_Brandi 17 years ago

The Wayans suck. Why, oh why are these studio people spending all this money on them?

I'm not prejudiced. I hate all stupid people.

[–] carmellcuttie_813 17 years ago

The Wayan Bros do not suck. Have you ever seen their show on BET, they are halarouis. What you need to do is stop watching Spongebob and find some real comedy.

[–] Nizzemancer-1 14 years ago

lol..."wayan bros" and "real comedy" in the same post...

Fart-jokes < Spoongebob squarepants

Then there's the rest of their so called funny material wich is just recycled crap.

Light travels faster than sound,
that's why people seem bright,
until you hear them.

[–] BigEmpty 17 years ago

Kal Ell200,

Did you watch Superman and didnt like it because there is no way a human can fly and with that flashy costume to boot.
This is a MOVIE! A comedy! It's not supposed to be serious! It is like watching porn, we dont care about the plot! To some people, this is the comedy that we like! Dont tell us what to watch and not to watch.
I can say I dont like Lifetime Channel movies, but then again, I know people who watch this channel and their shows, I dont go out and say dont watch it because I dont like it and I think the story is stupid and the actors are bad.
You dont like this kind of stuff. Dont watch it, dont tell people what not to watch.

[–] Scotthannaford1 17 years ago

a comedy? hell no, I have had funnier bowel movements!

[–] worriedprincess 17 years ago

lol ewwww bowel movements??? jeez i don't think it's THAT bad. I think the movie was funny. I liked all the wayans brothers movies. I mean I've only seen this one and White Chicks but I like them.

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[–] Scotthannaford1 17 years ago

so when you say you liked ALL the Wayans movies - you have seen two? Considering White Chicks scores 4.something, and this pile of putrid vomitous matter is in the bottom 100 worst movies ever, I really feel sorry for you.

Or are you a troll??

Hehe either way, I bet you thought Kung Pow and Freddie Got Fingered were funny!

[–] worriedprincess 17 years ago

no need to feel sorry sweetie. its ok.

www.myspace.com/worriedprincess

[–] Scotthannaford1 17 years ago

Oh thanks - I do have enough to worry about, what with the Israel/Palestine thing not to mention global warming etc - glad this one is no longer on my shoulders...

Mind you "with God, all is possible" or whatever the quote is on your homepage... sorry, even with the Big G watching down, its still not possible to laugh at Little Man.

[–] worriedprincess 17 years ago

thats nice thanks for your opinion not that i really care. have a nice day.

[–] erik_1974 17 years ago

Kung Pow and Freddie Got Fingered were funny!

Classics! This movie was funny... go into it expecting nothing and if you don't like it, it was what you expected. If you did like it, you got something out of nothing. Enough said. Whiney bitches!

[–] Nizzemancer-1 14 years ago

Kung Pow IS funny, this crapfest is not, however.

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Light travels faster than sound,
that's why people seem bright,
until you hear them.

[–] Kal-El1200 17 years ago

Human he is not a human he is an alien from Krypton. I know Superman is fake but thats based on the comic. Almost all the movies out there have a unbelievable plot. The only question is how fake you can make it before it gets ridicoulous. Superman was good cause it stayed true to the source material and wrote a believable script. This was as bad as a kids movie. I hate the Wayans Brothers and I hate everyone of their movies. Usually its the Wayans brother as white girls or a dwarf and the rest of the people in the movie just cant see that its a dwarf or two tall guys dressed as a woman. They are both 6 ft tall! The rest of the actors act so stupid in the movie that it makes the whole movie stupid. Like when he steals the guy from the Friday movies breakfast and he wonders what happened to his breakfast. Or the fake makeup in White Chicks. If the studio got different actors to play the parts it would be better. They should of casted someone who looks like a baby in Littleman and someone shorter and skinner in White Chicks so it would be more believable. They could of casted Shaquille O'Neal to be a White chick and it would of had the same realism to it. I can buy that he is posing as a baby but the Super Dwarf strength is where I draw the line. If he was really that small he could not generate enough power to really inflict that much damage. Home Alone was more believable then this movie

[–] Aronofskyistheshizzil 17 years ago

Nonesense there is one possitive to be said about this movie...Brittany Daniel.
Smokin hot.

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[–] poeboy7 17 years ago

Something positive that doesn't make me a moron: Kerry Washington is gorgeous.

[–] lwaha 17 years ago

I agree this movie was so dreadful it was genuinely unbelievable. It's not funny at any stage or entertaining. It's a one joke movie and that's ok as long as the joke is a funny one. And to think this made $95m worldwide. What a joke.

[–] BigEmpty 17 years ago

So thats whats bothering everyone that hates this movie. That it made all that money? Some people like this movie. Deal with it. You are not the center of the universe. I hate Dancing with the Stars, but its a big hit. I dont go out throwing a tantrum like these posters. You are very possesive. I'd seek help if I were you.

[–] Scotthannaford1 17 years ago

ooh get you

[–] IonGheorghePetre 17 years ago

I usually hate movies similar to this, but not this one. This movie's goal is to make you laugh. It has a few "inappropriate" scenes but still... the name of the movie is little man, what did you expect.
Don't be so constipated.

[–] Scotthannaford1 17 years ago

I dont expect Little Man to be inspected by a doctor who can't recognise a post-pubescent male.... or a football game between adults and BABIES ffs Wayans humour can be okay (Scary Movie), but for *beep* sake, sometimes it is impossible to suspend belief!

[–] Kal-El1200 17 years ago

I agree that was the stupidest part in the movie when they play football. According to this movie I think the Wayans Brother was about 2 yrs old. What kind of parents or fill in parents would play tackle football with there kids? The two parents were like "Calm down he is only a baby" Why did they keep playing? Why didnt they just quit?

They could of had Shaquille O'Neal as the baby and it would of had the same effect. I like how he talks like a baby one minute than is able to jump on the hockey player, swear, Run, hit people with frying pans. I thought the Flintstones movie was more believeable than this.

[–] moss_icon 17 years ago

go here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/kermode/adventcalendar/

listen to #2.

fantastic rant.

[–] againstme69 17 years ago

this movie wasn't great but it certainly was funny. I thought it was really funny how they made Marlon really look like a little guy - the effects were pretty darn good - it didn't look fake. Sure it was corny but still a funny concept although the story wasn't very good.