"She's addicted to what Angel's dick did."
(there were so many funny ones- I chose the one that stuck out most to me. haha)
jack-she's addicted to what angels d*%^ did
and
jack-hey kid...no running in the hall
gotta love jack/garrett
I hope you all have a marvelous evening!
or something along those lines
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my faves are:
"I hope you all have a marvelous evening" and "Hey Kid...no running in the halls!"
love 'em lol
Jack Mercer: Hey Kid! No running in the halls!
RIP RIVER PHOENIX
In that scene where they're looking at the pictures on the camera and they find the one of the lawyer with Evelyn, there's something about the sound of Jack's voice when he says "Hey thats that guy...thats that lawyer guy, that sh!t headset, he said he only met her once Bobby." It cracks me up and I don't know why. That line has stuck with me for some reason.
~*~Tadpole~*~
A Hair from your wife's tit?
sharethat one is great!!
also:
bobby:
-ay mami, you're breaking mi corazon- LOL
and when sweet opens the bag with the cash and shows that funny look in his face...
-g0damn it I LIKE THE WAY YOU DOOO BUSINESS...- lol
2 of my fave lines!
share'who wants some ice cream, huh?'
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
yessss i loved the "no running in the halls" line and the "nah he ain't dead, just *beep* up"
sharethe part where they interupt they party "these white cops is crazy. they killed cornbread they killed him." thats great and in the basketball game "what u mean we white boy?" those are the best
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LOL My favorite line was when they were interrogating the little brother of the guy who had the afro, and who was some sort of look-out man for Victor Sweet's gang. Jerimiah looked at the "spinning hubcap" on the boy's chain and said, "WTF...Is that aluminum?" And Jack replies, "Sh!t doesn't even spin..." LOL
shareCan't remember exactly how the line goes, but after Jack tells Bobby he can drink him under the table, Bobby says:
"This isn't semen we're talkin about, Jackie, this is whisky."
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"I always tell the truth, even when I lie."
My favorite one-liner is when they about to go and interrogate the guy about what time the court lights go out and they're looking through the trunk and bobby gives angel the gas can and jack says "we're gonna do the gas thing?" and bobby mocks him...that is hilarious
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As much as I like Garrett's acting and Jack's character, I gotta give the credit to Bobby (bathroomscene) when he says:
"I wrote the f*uckin' book on finesse! Wait for me to wipe my ass Angel, I'm coming with you!'
This whole finesse-thing followed by "wait for me wipe my ass" cracked me up!
"The things you own, end up owning you"
Tyler Durden - Fight Club
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Terrence Howard had the best line: "You keep knocking on the devils door, sometimes he's gonna answer"
shareThe exact line is "You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later, somebody gon' answer you" and its indeed the best line in this mediocre movie. I liked the line so i remember it, but the movie itself is quite bad. Subpar writing through and through. Not to mention the terrible acting you guys seem to praise in this thread
3/10 in my book.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs
A thread about one liners and you felt compelled to bash the movie. Totally off topic and irrelevant.
I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!
Uh, last time i checked i was talking about a one-liner, even said i liked it. I just put it in the context of the whole movie, is all.
People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs
Haha I agree completely!! This movie was great. It had it's comical parts and never ceased to let down the fans with the macho man plot.
8/31/07 :)
The whole movie was perfectly balanced: comedy, drama, and (of course) action. Its DEFINATELY the funniest non-comedy movie I've ever seen, and a lot funnier than a lot of comedies are, for that matter. My favourite line has gotta be
Angel: (about Damian after Bobby cuts his rope going out the window) "You think he's dead?"
Bobby: "No, he ain't dead. He's just f cked up. Lets go talk to him now."
Cracked me up so much, even when I thought of it afterwards. My mum actually got mad at me for laughing for no reason. That oft-mentioned moment with Bobby and the 'popos' thing is definately one of the very best as well. Altogether, this movie was comedically brilliant.
Mark Wahlberg eating apricot yoghurt whilst playing Medievil in the company of a ficus.
I agree, J_B_M. And Mark Wahlberg was a comedic genious in this movie... tons of props to him because most of it was improvised.
8/31/07 :)
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Yeah, I love Mark's quick/street smart wit. To be on the set w/him, it must have been hillarioius. To me it was most obvious in the scene in Jack's bedroom (where Angel demonstrates his ability to smell a$$es down the road). I loved it when Cracker Jack bust out his machine-gun laughter.... so funny!
"No thanks, Dad. I'm taking the car." - Billy Darly
jack - jack drinks jack. jack drinks jack.
bobby - jack licks ass crack and ball sack.
jack - jack doesn't lick ass crack and ball sack. jack likes boobs.
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It's cold out here when your by yourself.
The funny thing about my back is its located on my C0CK.-Superbad
somebody put their fist in your eye.
The funny thing about my back is its located on my C0CK.-Superbad
When they run out of the bar chasing the two gangsters n Jack starts busting shots.
Bobby: "Yeah Jackie! You go girl!!"
Oh yeah and two other parts
*Jack taking a piss in Jerrys building*
Jack "Oh I'm sorry is this the master bedroom? Is this making the property value go down?"
and
Angel: "haha they look like nipples"
when they're in the car waiting for that Damien guy and Jerry says he needs to go to gymnastics....
Bobby: hey why don't you take Jack with you, I hear he's very flexible. (or something)
Jack: shut the *beep* up man, you're the one who did ballet!
hahah love it! and you just know that was improvised!
'Hey, kid! No running in the halls!"
"Jack drinks jack."
Cornbread---nuff said.
"Don't push him like that!'
"Baby, you don't talk about people's mamas." "They talked about mine." "Did you get some licks in?"
Jack drinks jack, Jack drinks jack. Jack's got fans.
Catch ya on the flip side.
Haha, love that. And the way Bobby just goes "Okay, Jerry later's" because he cant say anything.
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