Did anyone notice the contract that Lucas signed?

Of course you only saw a fraction of it, but among some of the items:

...must provide sandwiches for hard...
...exterminator reserves the right to borrow any fancy lawn...
...must agree to said services for one full year.
...will agree to clean the interior and exterior of my truck...once a month

...things, once this contract has been signed you must agree to promote my business to your...potential. Might I suggest a promotional flyer making party with your neighbors. I will...[m]ake an appearence if the food is decent. You will be required to deliver the flyers to [neigh]boring communities to spread the good word.
...importantly you will not take any legal action against me for any reason whatsoever. This is[goi]ng to be a beautiful relationship.