who was he???

What's the name of that weird man that was on it ages and ages ago that had the look of Tim Burton with the walk of Cptn Jack Sparrow that did all that stuff about how it would be funny if people had sponges for hands and how they'd have to be careful they didn't overbalance when going round corners in the rain, and the random how-to-keep-meat-on-your-face-joke (turned out you attatch it with a hinge and some string)? I really want to know to see if he's got a dvd. . .