Worst film ever!!!
Enough said.
"You don't need proof when you have instinct." - Joe,
Not really, you must expand unless you an attention whore.
I personally found the film great. Not gonna win any oscars, but fun all the way through.
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Yes, it is not the worst film ever, but it could have been.
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First scene: looked really cool. +1
Warehouse scene: you don't know whats this all about, and it's like they only searched for a reason to start the action (bad acting too) -2
Truck chase: looking... slow and like an A-Team truckchase - the only good thing is how he is finishing off the villains - you always think "ouch, that must hurt" -1
Truck Chase Ending: they hit some huts, and then some illogical explosions occur (this continues over the whole movie) but the end scene is still ok +-0
Home of the cop: he drinks only 3 beer and his sister says she saw him never that drunken (the whole cinema was laughing btw) but that scene is quite ok, he leaves with his sister to get the pain out of his head +-0
Ok, now it's getting interesting, the sentimental film with regional background starts!
The meeting: they ALL wear Adidas, i laughed tears about that - but sadly i can't remember what they said there. still +1(for the adidas team)
The travel: wtf? thats 50's style, with villages you never heard of and a very evil backgroundmusic. -1
the arrival: BEST scene of the whole movie! we laughed tears again, the longest unnecessary scene i ever saw in a movie, BUT IT *beep* ROCKS! All of this scene is so B-Movie(no better C-Movie) like, you HAVE TO laugh - the children who play this wicked music, the rattanfootball dialogue, the rugbydialogue with the old lady (she really looked like her husband played rugby with her over 40 years),and i say it again: all of this could be from a advertising film for thailand of the 50's. AWESOME! +5
ambush scene: shock! very brutal scene, and again a good scene (but now it looks realistic but u still don't know whats this all about) +1
then some scenes until all villagers are catched: I don't remember them all exactly, but the scenes in the village are good, the thing with the thai premier who is blackmailed just looks again like a bad B-Movie. +-0
the atom bomb: WTF?! How ridiculous is this? If its so easy to get an Atombomb in Thailand, then we have a big problem in Europe and the US. Really ridiculous.
The nightmare of the cop: If you have a budget like Terminator 3, you can make this animations and it looks cool, but that was only crap (looks a bit like the a-bomb in Command&Conquer:Red Alert - who played the game knows what i mean). -1
The Wakeup: the cop founds himself in the middle of the villagers, some stupid dialogue about fighting, and then the RADIO FROM HELL is shrieking! oh my god, the whole cinema got hurt by the sounds this demonic box makes. And then the worst patriotic scene i ever saw in a movie (except Pearl Harbour) - they all sang the national anthem and attacked the guards. awful. -2 no,very awful -3.
Fighting scenes: They seemed to get all the sportsgear they found and used it for their stunts ( parallel bars, buck and so on) and don't forget the football player OF DOOM! incredible funny how he shoots the guard from the tower, and the one-legged guy who kicked it like beckham! The whole cinema was clapping when he hits a villain with a rattanfootball. So we had some good stunts and laughs but the most were B-Movie like. +1
bazooka scene: just rocks! How the villain got splattered into thousand pieces looked very nice. +1
the rescue and time-bomb scene: Very unexceptional, and after all no tension ( that counts for the whole movie i think). He rescued the guy in time, the whole village went boom, all villains are dead, general yang is captured again. +-0
the end: ohh, i cried in this scene cuz its so deeply moving. Nah, i'm just kidding. The Ending is funny, cuz they left the whole villagers alone, traumatized and without food and water or anything else (no wait, they still could play with the footballs they got). +1 (cuz the movie is finally ending)
Result: 3/10
Notes for this movie: involuntary funny, mix of 50's thai movie, 70's action series, and some bad B-Movie like Universal Soldier IV with Van Damme but without Van Damme. And the Radio from Hell. And Bad Actors ( even though Van Damme's NOT starring in this movie). oh, and stunts from the gym. and bombs n' *beep* and a very bad joke about rugby. and an atombomb!!!11 and a "i got shot by a RPG and I exploded like hell" villain. and its brutal! and you see some nice boobs after the final credits.
Fin. Sorry for my bad english, but i had to write this little résumé about the movie that could compete with "Snakes On A Plane". We will see...
P.S. No boobs in this movie, I just want to make sure that you will watch it till the end!