I want my ten minutes of life back!


This movie was so bad that I couldn't get past the first ten minutes! It is just garbage and I do not recommend wasting your life or money seeing it. The quality of my life has gone down because of seeing part of this movie.

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!" ~Purple Tallest

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All I can say is that I have to agree with you, except I made the mistake of watching 45 minutes, I want that part of my life back too...

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Ive got you both beat, I managed to suffer through the whole thing! *breaks down in tears*

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Death is but a door, time is but a window...I will be back.

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Yeah, well, I watched the whole thing, but I bought the DVD to do so.

Zombies: Cool

Danny Trejo: Cooler

Jeffrey Combs: Coolest

All Souls Day: Sucked

And so, $10 later, I have yet another cruddy horror film on my about-to-collapse shelf. Such is life.

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I just watche it until jeffreys's part ended.

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I dont know what was worse the movie, or listening to the directer kiss his own ass on how great the movie is in the extras.

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I dont know what was worse the movie, or listening to the directer kiss his own ass on how great the movie is in the extras.

lol I can relate to that.
After watching this I was left wondering if he was possibly describing a different film to that which I had just endured.
Funniest of all, he makes a negative reference to House Of The Dead.
Damn, this makes Boll's zombie effort look like Citizen Kane!



Mmmmmmm.......what blood type are you?

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I managed about 36 minutes. After maybe 2-3 minutes of Joss talking, I turned to my boyfriend and said, "Okay - the zombies need to come and eat this guy - NOW." No such luck. At leastLilly, Marisa & Esmeralda were nice to look at, but I could not get over the bad dialogue. At times I wondered if there was even a script, or if they just gave the actors a premise and told them to improvise. I may try to suck it u p & tough out the remaing 84 minutes, but I don't know if it's worth it. When cleaning out the cats' litter box is suddenly more interesting than watching a movie, it is surely a bad sign. I was just SO disappointed. I love Dia de los Muertos (and having it on the wrong day in the movie just pissed me right off), love Mexico, love zombies, love B-movies, love Danny Trejo. This movie seemed like a gift from above. WRONG. As I said, I may have to finish the film just to see it in its entirety, but I have a feeling I am going to be very, VERY sorry. At least I have the comfort of knowing I haven't paid any money to watch this dreck - it's free on U-Verse's video library - but at the same time, I'll have paid for it with precious minutes of my life...

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It does blow pretty much., agreed.

----You don't know what hand you're gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.

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