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Overheard conversation in cafe *SPOILERS*


(some dude)-"yo Preston,i hear your'e making a new prison movie?!".....(director-Preston)"Yeah,that's right dawg,iv'e got some unique ideas,it's gonna be off the hook.It's gonna be a sort of drama comedy in the vain of "Bound by Honour".Hopefully it will become a sort of cult film like "Bound by Honour" with all the unintentional humorous moments.Don't worry though i'm gonna disguise it hella good so as not to insult anyone's intelligence.This is how it's gonna go down...i'm gonna get a Willem Dafoe clone to play the cop.Next i'm gonna stick in a bit of "Escape from Alcatraz" but instead of making heads...wait for it...this dude's gonna make a gun outta paper mache!Sound dope so far?I'll also stick in a bit of "Maniac Cop" style shower scenes and all the other played out cliches.I'll also put in Sticky Fingas cos you always gotta have a rapper to keep that ish on the real.I'm not finished yet....for the grand finale i'm gonna rip off "Bad Boys".You know that movie with Sean Penn from back in the day?No one will notice...Oh yeah forgot,a little scene near the beginning with a pool ball in a ol' sock,y'know like from "Scum"!I'm also gonna try some other ground breakin' *beep* like maybe put a dude in a cell with bubbles floating around him,yeah that ish is gonna be real deep.The closing scenes i just thought i'd have this dude pouring a 40 over a grave...y'know like respect and all that like dough-boy in "Boyz in the Hood".Well there you have it my brother,can't wait till this ish drops.What do you think?

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hell naw.hahaaaaaaaa

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