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Favorite Quotes!

posted 18 years ago by reinaquerida
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BY far My most favorite part from the first series is when Myiam is talking to here wiener dog.
"Why did mommy do that?? I'm a nueroscientist. I'm kosher. I don't sleep with strange men. I'm Blossom!!"
Absolutly great.

[–] rob_fearon 17 years ago

My favourite quotes:

*beep* YOU BLOSSOM!"

and

"You know Gwen Stefani, right?"
"No doubt."

[–] allearsblog 17 years ago

"Fatso..."
Crackso..."

[–] candy_coated_homage 17 years ago

My favorite quote was where Geoff Zucker comes to the house and Kevyn asks, "Is it zucker like "hooker", or zucker like *beep*

haha plus pretty much everything else kevyn says cracks me up.

[–] mkolln 17 years ago

"That chicken pot pie was ass...I should have had the caesar".

[–] s_pene007 17 years ago

"He is burning a... sex hole in you right now"

"I can FEEL the hole"

cracks me up everytime

[–] WanderingGeek 16 years ago

GOD YOU ARE SO MEAN! ARRGGGHHHH!!!
I WANTED A KITCHEN!!!!
Fatso, Crackso
HEY! *beep* YOU BLOSSOM! THAT DOG DOESNT EVEN LIKE YOU! IT TRIED TO BITE YOU IN YOUR FREAKING FACE!

LMFAO!

Cherry Darling: I'm Cherry.
Dakota Block: You sure are.

- GRINDHOUSE

[–] cookiela2001 12 years ago

<< GOD YOU ARE SO MEAN! ARRGGGHHHH!!! >>

OMG...I think this is my favorite scene in the series. When the assistant is trying to explain to Kirstie that she is DEPRESSED and that is why she has been eating in bed for two days, and she's sighing from under the covers, "I'm just tired."

Then when they try to talk her out of her depression and she's lying there with cake crumbs all over her, and the assistant is gesturing at her wan lumpiness, promising "Because there's a great guy out there...who deserves ALL this."

That scene just cracked me up.

[–] justinholt123 16 years ago

"I'm like Kirstie Alley fat!"

[–] klawbie 16 years ago

"He is a whack-a-doodle. If he was a dog, they would put him down." -Eddie, talking about that billionaire boyfriend Kirstie had

[–] tinkcpixie 14 years ago

I don't remember the actual quote word for word, but that scene with Leah Remini when she was yelling at Kristie about wanting her to buy her "a F-ing car". It cracks me up.

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[–] crysjumar 14 years ago

I found the scene on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7le3nLa6w9Q

-That's all the time we have, thanks for playing.

[–] tinkcpixie 14 years ago

haha. Yes crysjumar, that's the one I was talking about. Couldn't remember the dialogue, but it cracks me up

[–] pandoranoire 14 years ago

I liked how Kirstie could never remember the word "homeless." She'd say, "Let's give some money to ... you know ... those people who hang around on the street drinking lots of alcohol." Kevin: "The homeless?" Kirstie: "Yeah, let's give money to them."

[–] toto24522 12 years ago

Christopher McDonald playing her crack-in-the-box brother; that entire episode was hysterically funny!

[–] superstarlet_04 14 years ago

"This place is like brother heaven."

"If I had a d*ck I would put it in my hand."

"Quinn Taylor Scott?! Did you *beep* her?"

"Zucker like hooker? Oh I always thought it was Zucker like *beep* her."