Utterly terrible
Stoned? The director, screenwriter and most of the cast should be- and I'm not talking marijuana.
This is one of the worst 'professional' films I've ever seen. Only Paddy Considine emerges with his dignity intact and even he has difficulty finding anything positive to work with in this feeble joke of a film.
Weak dialogue, appalling acting, wayward direction, patronising script, pointless cinematography and over-reliance on montage. The scene that typifies the whole obvious, overcooked and condescending nature of Stoned is the one where Brian meets Anita Pallenberg in Morocco. It sort of goes like this...
Brian- Anita, what's this piece of blotting paper that you're putting in my mouth?
Anita- Lysergic acid diethylamide Brian. EL. ESS. DEE.
(Cue Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit and yet another montage of 'trippy' images).
Who pays idiots like Stephen Wooley to come up with this crap? Oops, it's us, the gullible cinema-going public. If you enjoyed this film for any other reason than to laugh at it's inadequacies, kill yourself now.