One of the Best of Its Kind

As an avid analyzer of the "B" or even "C" movie genre, I am happy to put my stamp of approval on this gem. For some reason, sharks just bring out the best in the broke movie world, and this amy be the best of the best.

The key to a good B movie (Or a "Broke" as we call them) is to make sure that every 5 minutes, there's something that either wouldn't really happen or shouldn't be said.

Broke movies also need to be TITS in order to be funny (Takes Itself Too Seriously). This movie is definitely tits. Even after the terrible plot and lack of subplot, they are still trying to get the audience to take the movie seriously in the end. With the main guy holding his wife and saying "I'll still love you in the next life." What moron would still be interested in the craft of the movie by then?

There was too much cussing, plenty of scenes that should've been reshot (Like the bad guy saying, "That wouldn't be good for national security," and RUNNING OUT OF BREATH on the word "security.") and overall, it was a joy to tear apart.

Here is a short list of some good and bad brokes. The good list has movies that are worth watching for their broke factor. They'll warrant some really good laughs. The bad ones are so terrible that they revert back to being terrible again. Not even enjoyable to make fun of.

Good Brokes
1. Raging Sharks
2. Pterodactyl (Coolio is in it, plus TONS of stupid gore)
3. Shark Attack 3 (Worst shark effects ever)
4. Crocodile 2 (Most cussing in any movie)
5. Anacondas: Bigger, meaner, plural.
6. Shark Attack
7. Crocodile
8. Boa
9. Python
10. Boa vs. Python


Bad Brokes
1. Hercules in New York
2. Sasquatch Hunters
3. Shark Attack 2
4. Carnosour

Notice the bad list is short. That's because I've seen a lot of movies that I had to change it before I could be subjected to the pain that awaited. You can't even watch bad brokes. They're way too bad.