The best movie of all time

Throughout the history of motion pictures, there have been occasional instances where a film work has succeeded not just in rising head and shoulders above the rest, but in elevating the very art form itself, it fact, redefining the definition of art as a whole and pushing the boundaries of excellence. Greatness? Perfection? These are mere words. And sometimes, words are simply not enough. All I can say is that after seeing this motion picture, one may as well blind one's self, for never will one perceive anything so glorious. One may as well cut off one's ears, for never will one hear anything so devine as the sparkling dialogue and witty reparte to be found within the all too brief 86 minutes of it's running time. And ultimately, I suppose, one may as well kill one's self, for never in the vast panorama of human experience may one ever hope to rival the sheer joy, the granduer or the pure existential bliss that is Relative Strangers. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my review. Good day.