It's really about *people*...

And how there are too many of you. Your numbers are the source of all the noise. You have overpopulated the planet to the point that the most important person (myself), who never bothers anyone, can't buy a decent house in a decent quiet neighborhood for any reasonable amount of money.

My wish is to wake up tomorrow, and find myself the only person left on the planet. You all have been bothering me for too long. Go to h***.