100 things I learned from get smart
100. We don't kafreakin bluey here.
99. A laser scene in a movie can be hot.
98. Would you believe gags and catchphrases from a 40+ year old TV show can still be funny?
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97. Dispite this having supposed to be how Max became an agent, it is set in a new CONTROL with the old one being a museum, and Max and 99 date, even though in the original series which takes place after this, their having dated is never mentioned and CONTROL goes back to the old technology.
I know it's long item, but it's a serious paradox. Why not just have it continue as after the series. Like Max is retiring or like Bond, and he just keeps doing missions and never ages? Don't try a pre-qual-like-thing that changes technology whilst making references to old ones, and things that are never mentioned again in what is meant to have happened afterwards. It's just wierd.
But that aside I ignored it during the film, which made it enjoyable, and that's the point of them.
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96. carrying on a conversation during a skydive is possible in films, even if it's not possible in real life...
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95. Running as fast as a plane is possible
94. The ode to joy really ends several minutes prior to what we previously thought.
93. 40ish year old women have a dusty uteres.
For relaxing times, make it Suntory time...
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89. Sister in laws are such a bunch of bitches
share88. You automatically become Russian when you add an 'insk' at the end of a sentence.
87. It doesn't matter how many carbs 99 eats, she stays thinsk.
*Why bother*
86.Field agents can't do office work
85.When you skip a meal you eat more during the next one
84.The chief of CONTROL still has it!
83.A villain must never insult his driver's wife.
82. Jamming a stapler into someone else's forehead is CIA crap
81. 99 takes it very personal if you say she is not feminine.
80. The ode of joy ends with a bang.
79. kissing someone that is attacking you is very unusual but effective
*Why bother*
78. Never use a Harpoon to get handcuffs off.
77. Next time, leave the flamethrower out of a swiss army knife.
76. Matches; Airplanes; Gum; Don't Mix
75. How to stop urinating so I can listen in on Russians conversations.
74. Max and the fat lady recently lost 120 lbs.
73. You CAN Die by Post-its.
If cats can fly then I'm Garfield.
72. Max scored 8 points higher than 99 in the agent field exam.
71. 99 loves bread
70. Max feels sexually threaten by 23.
69. 99 used to look like her mom
*Why bother*
68. There is fighting in the War room
67. Fat chicks can dance too
66. David Puddy was a robot as well as a face painter
65. Running as fast as a plane will only get you a 4:50 mile
64. Max could possibly be invisible
63. Max is not incompetent without a gun (or at least he thinks)
62. Max is not interested in any real football unless its signed by Montana
61. Bags of flour are very comfortable for you know what
60. The game is over until 23 says its over
*Why bother*
59. Dalip's favorite singer is Ryan Seacrest.
58. Max had a mouse nibbling his nuts.
57. Max can't feel the breeze on his butt.
56. Russian Farmers take pictures of every Ferrari they see.
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55. Kristic is not only a really bad guy, but also a really good kisser.
54. Eventhough the shoephone was a piece in the CONTROL museum, 99 had never heard of it.
53. Max used to look like two of his mom put together.
52. While making this list, I have realized I've seen this movie way too many times...
*Why bother*
51) When dropped out of a plane several minutes before your female partner has jumped, you can still be easily caught in time before you splat.
50) Max can lift enormous women.
49) Bill Murray in a tree shows more acting prowess than The Rock shows in the entire film.