Favorite line ( maybe spoilers!!!) - Get Smart (2008) Discussion

[–] mooseandsquirrel-2 15 years ago

Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control?
Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control.
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

hahahahahahahhah.... gasp, hahahahahahahah

There were so many funny lines it's almost hard to pick just one. Other honorable mentions:

"mom!!mom!!mom!!mom!!...sean!!sean!!sean!!sean!! see how annoying that is!" lol

Not a line, but the whole trying to cut the zip-tie handcuffs using the mini crossbow was f-n hilarious!

WARNING:Contents under pressure!

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[–] Bill-625 15 years ago

"Good hang time."

Bill
http://www.walkvancouver.com

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[–] Brother_h 15 years ago

"Mom mom mom mom!"
Sean sean sean sean! see how annoying that is!"

and the swordfish one lol.

"Are you thinking what im thinking?
Well are you thinking holy 5hit holy 5hit a swordfish nearly killed me"

This movie is the best comedy since...10 years ago!

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[–] airmaster167 15 years ago

I remember the "Sean Sean" one in another movie.

Guard: "Hey, Grandpa, I already told you...."
*Guard gets rocked in the jaw*
Chief: "Speak up son. I'm an old man you know!"

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[–] solidusr4s 15 years ago

"Why didn't you unjam the copymachine"

"Why don't you unjam it ( pointing finger up (the ass))"

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[–] Kanelopoulos 15 years ago

Siegfried: "You are the first Human being that snorts while he's awake!"

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[–] zion11383 15 years ago

Mother of pearl!

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[–] v_teriann 15 years ago

Chuck Norris with a BB Gun!

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[–] JaySherman7 15 years ago

"But how will I get them to swallow it?" -Max, referring to his suicide pill.

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[–] roy2k 15 years ago

After Agent 23 busted Larabee's cell phone during the meeting, Agent 91 (Terry Crews) grabs his now broken phone back from Larabee and says "Next time use ya own damn phone".

I had to pause the DVD for about 5 minutes to compose myself and try the tears.

The crossbow scene in the restroom on the airplane as well as the scene where they both had to jump through the lasers where equally hysterical.

Absolute FUNNIEST comedy I have scene in years.

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[–] sailordee 15 years ago

The swordfish line by far. There were other ones but I've forgotten haha.

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[–] gooeysmoo 15 years ago

The cone of silence part was hilarious.

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[–] anunelectedoffical 15 years ago

My Boyfrined and I went to tears at the cell phone part! theres was no way we could gone on without a few minutes to regroup!

we're all mad here. ;)

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[–] Banky-4 15 years ago

The swordfish bit kills me, but also the part with the lasers, when 99 tells Max the lasers will cut anything they come into contact with. "Another reason boxer shorts were a bad idea." It's not so much the line as the look on Max's face that just kills me.

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[–] Sensitive78 15 years ago

Max: "Excuse me violent Sky Marshall, I have to "squeeze the lemon"..thats right..squeeeeze the lemon".

Agent 99: "Max, there's a huge bad guy behind you"
Max: "Ohh please Agent 99, just cause he's huge does'nt mean he's a bad guy..

(Max looks behind)...

Woah, that's a bad guy, that's a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads!

Max: "There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot"
Agent 99: "Okayyyyy.."
Max: "No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some found appealing."

Agent 23: "See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine."
Agent 99: "What, I'm not feminine?"
Agent 23: "No, you're not."
Agent 99: "I'm not feminine?"
[kicks Agent 23 in the face]

Max: "I'm here for something hot"
Old baker lady:" bread?"
Max: "Something hotter"
Old baker lady: "we have rolls that just came out"
Max: "Something hotter, much hotter"
Old baker lady: "I already have boyfriend, but I can make exception"
Max: "I dont think we're on the same page"
Old baker lady: "flower sacks in the back very comfortable" ;)

Max: "Ohh my God I'm so happy I'm so happy!!...this is the best day of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife" (screaming happily)

Max: "Guards! Why dont you come in here so I can make you my pretty little girlfriends, you'll have to shower for weeks!"

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[–] stella-benitez 15 years ago

Agent 23: "See, this is your problem, some men like women who are feminine."
Agent 99: "What, I'm not feminine?"
Agent 23: "No, you're not."
Agent 99: "I'm not feminine?"
[kicks Agent 23 in the face]

my absolute favorite line!

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[–] killian_d 15 years ago

CIA agent: President Kim Chong Il made a very odd threat to, and I quote "make a pudding from the bones of Americans"

General; oh that guys insnae, doesn't he know bones are crunchy? who'd want a crunchy pudding?

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Well if you are thinking holy s@%t holy s@%t a swordfish almost went through my head. Then you're right

"It's true I read it on Wikipedia"

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[–] Ichabod_Fletchman 15 years ago

Chuck Norris with a BB gun?

Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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[–] pr-master-23 15 years ago

"Good hang time."

hahah love that one, lol

also the i am so happy line was so funny.

also the line with the rat "that not cheese" lol

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[–] Tanyakapes 15 years ago

Shtarker: Too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice.

so dry and so perfect.

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[–] Sensitive78 15 years ago

Dalip: "Her sister's such a bitch"

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[–] Sensitive78 15 years ago

Max: "THE INNER SENCTUM OF THE ENTIRE OPERATION???!!!!"

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[–] gmgo 15 years ago

The movie made me laugh A LOT, but the swordfish line was THE BEST:
-Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
-Chief: I don't know, Were you thinking "Holy 5hit holy 5hit the swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.

I one not mentioned here that made me laugh a lot was:

- Max: And what is with the briefcase, could that actually be the football?
- Agent 23: If by football you mean the computer containing the bomb activation codes?
- Max: That is exactly what I mean. I have no interest in a real football unless it is singed by Joe Montana, I don't believe that is the case here.

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[–] CommunityFan91 15 years ago

Max: Chief, I hit you in the head with a fire extinguisher.
Chief: No, we're not ready yet.

the swordfish bit.

theres alot really. but those two are my favorites.

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[–] prafull-ambekar 8 years ago

I already have boyfriend.

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[–] johngbrowne 14 years ago

What about

"I have a replacement for you to you know, its called a Rhinoceros"

It was just out of nowhere... awesome.

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[–] jeff_garcia512 15 years ago

lol

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