Favorite Lines


When Zack helps the lady buying the coffin:

"Good luck murdering your husband. If you need my help, just holler."

I'm sure those lines weren't meant to be delivered in that context, but they way they came out cracked me up!

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"What's this?"
"A 10 times larger than life replica of your penis?"

Well I'm rubber and you're glue and whatever you says... bounces...

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At the meeting the boss says "super club!" And then right after him Vince goes "super club" then clapps. Hahaha

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"Well I gotta"...

" Take A Dump?!!!!!"

Lmao

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"Pink! Like the inside of a vagina!"
"Good guess, Vince"

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Best one of all....

"This is an '81 Honda, HOW DARE YOU!"

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