haha holy crap


i just watched this & i found it hilarious. definitely tied for first with killin em softly.

favorite joke was about how he stopped smoking weed with black people.

Most true statement ever: "all white people talk about when they're high....is other times they got high"

What were everyone else's favorite jokes?

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the joke about "monkey-lovin"

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Botoxing his balls was my favorite.

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The whole grape drink talk.

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what the *beep* is juice?!?!

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I liked a whole lot of the jokes, but I thought the end where he was talking about the "2000 Model Chappelle" was really cool.

"You used to live in my balls" had me cracking up and the part about the macaroini necklace was cute. I'm MANY years away from fatherhood (hopefully...) but I found that pretty special.

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chimp chimp jerked me off with her feet

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THE HOMELESS GUY ON THE BUS!!!!!

the way he made the homeless guy look walking up and down the bus

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dave: whats this chocolate on ya face!!!
crackhead: this aint chocolate, this doo-doo, baby.
dave: eww!

lol

"I HAVE RESPECT FOR BEER!"

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The bus situation had me laughing like crazy!!



"Even the homeless dude felt bad."



"We Can't Stop Here. This is Bat Country!"

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No question Michael Jackson curing cancer. It seemed like he made it up on the spot, he was laughing too.

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OH MY GOD MICKEY MOUSE IS MEXICAN !!! AHHAHAAH THAT WAS THE BEST LINE BY FAR ;)

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yes!!! I was dying when he was going "back up!" while doing the hand motions

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i thought that one was great. i also like the one about grape drink. and the sunny d commercial. and i like the ones about disney world. its all hilarious though.

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The whole disneyworld bit was pretty *beep* hilarious... "Hey Im Rick James Bitch" Could you please not call me a bitch in front of my kids

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The monkey learned to suck my dick without peeling it.

my ymdb site

http://www.ymdb.com/mehsuggeth/l35858_ukuk.html

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"RUSH HIM! HE CAN'T COME ON ALL OF US!"

Love it.

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OBAMA/BIDEN '08!

(i love hz)

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The grape drink bit was the funniest thing I'd seen in a while. Also the whole discussion about putting a carrot in a black man's ass. The whole show is hysterical.

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