I was watching an old episode just now and he's recounting a sad story of a premature baby he had. While recounting the story, he says that he 'COMMANDED God to keep this baby alive...' Whoa! He is one special dude that he can give God orders, actually bigger than orders...COMMANDMENTS! He must be the second comming bra!
shareHe should have threatened to spray God with his fire extinguisher-sized can of mace. That would have been funny.
shareMy guess is that it could have been more begging than commanding. He admitted later that he was selfish to ask for that, since his child was suffering, and essentially asked God to let the child go. Got to remember that Dog wasn't even 20 at the time, so he probably wasn't too mature then, either.
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I agree totally. I am atheist.
But I was a victim of 14 years of Catholic school, so I thought the what he said about "commanding God" was hilarious, even though it's probably mean to make fun of stupidness.