What a piece of ****


Everything that made the original great, is missing. But all the **** that makes Hollywood movies disgraceful, has been added.

reply

Worst writing ever. If we can't make a better move than this then maybe we deserve to die LOL.

reply

Everything that made the original great, is missing.
----------------------------

That's not true...there were a couple times i could have sworn they did a shot for shot remake of a scene or two...lol

reply

You sir, are right. I am guilty of exaggeration - yes, there were a couple of identicly-shot scenes.

reply

To top it all off, it is really just too long to become a cult movie or to try to enjoy it for being a bad remake.

reply

Did you really think any kind of remake would be good? People that can't think of an original idea, will not be able to make an entertaining movie.

reply

Did you really think any kind of remake would be good? People that can't think of an original idea, will not be able to make an entertaining movie.


That's a good point, and fairly logical also. Still, one hopes, I guess because one likes the original so very much, and nothing would make him/her happier than see the spirit preserved but with more modern technology and more years to think about it, made even more interesting.

reply

It's not really logical at all. Any cinema junkie knows that a surprising number of the "original" movies we now consider masterpieces were themselves remakes. John Huston's "The Maltese Falcon" was a remake. Vincente Minnelli's "A Star Is Born" was a remake of a remake! A remake isn't automatically or always bad. This movie we're discussing isn't as good as the first one, but it has its fans too. Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.


"The value of an idea has nothing to do with the honesty of the man expressing it."--Oscar Wilde

reply

Very good observtion. Well said.

reply

Ah, but the 1971 movie wasn't an original idea, either - it was based on Michael Crichton's book - and it was good. I'm not saying that the new movie wasn't extremely terrible, I'm just saying that you can't fully blame a lack of originality.

reply

Well, I'm a very old sci fi fan, that watches almost everything in the genre, even the really bad stuff.
The show starts here in Sweden tonight, when they air the two first episodes of this serie. I have read through a lot of the comments here in the reviews and on the boards, and I honestly don't know what to expect. Hope it's watchable enough to give me a small sci fi fix at least. :)

reply

the most significant error with this adaptation of crichton's novel is that it is completely too late to make it into another medium. with sci-fi, in particular, many of the themes and fears that are incorporated into a sci fi plot are era-specific. this is what was wrong with the keanu reeves The Day the Earth stood Still and more recently (and more disappointing), Watchmen... the original novels touched upon social fears and sensibilities that are outdated in 2008, 2009... post 9/11 and post y2k, the fall of the berlin wall and the crumbling of the soviet union.

when you "update" a sci fi story that is so predicated on staying as casually buoyant in its era and time capsule as andromeda strain, you're facing the potential of fragmenting the sense of the story... which is what happens here. the logic goes right out the window because we already know too much. changing the story to adjust to our present understanding weakens the plot.

who really expected this to be as redeeming as the book? i enjoyed it for what it was but admittedly, that wasn't much.

reply

Oops! It's REALLY bad. Very over-written. And I so badly wanted to enjoy it. Oh dear!

reply

the logic goes right out the window because we already know too much. changing the story to adjust to our present understanding weakens the plot.


Not always... a faithful adaption of Frankenstein or Wolfman would be much appreciated because it taps into the rather timeless themes of Gothic horror and literature. If they had gone this route with Andromeda (the whole claustrophobic atmosphere that the original had done so well) then they could have had an original feel behind it.

The problem with Watchmen was that they pushed the whole cult, 1980s themes with the Cold War and Richard Nixon too much to he front. They didn't concentrate enough on the Noir-ish detective feel that was so greatly presented in the comic book.

Contrary to popular belief, it is impossible to overdose on marijuana... though many have tried.

reply

the most significant error with this adaptation of crichton's novel is that it is completely too late to make it into another medium. with sci-fi, in particular, many of the themes and fears that are incorporated into a sci fi plot are era-specific. this is what was wrong with the keanu reeves The Day the Earth stood Still and more recently (and more disappointing), Watchmen... the original novels touched upon social fears and sensibilities that are outdated in 2008, 2009... post 9/11 and post y2k, the fall of the berlin wall and the crumbling of the soviet union.

when you "update" a sci fi story that is so predicated on staying as casually buoyant in its era and time capsule as andromeda strain, you're facing the potential of fragmenting the sense of the story... which is what happens here. the logic goes right out the window because we already know too much. changing the story to adjust to our present understanding weakens the plot.



Um, wrong. The movie could quite easily have been updated and not destroyed as it was, especially as other than the actual science itself, nothing else has changed enough to matter. We could quite easily have a meteor land on earth with a small speck of an alien life form on it, and the life form could easily be deadly to humans.

Do not blame the atrocity that is the remake of The Andromeda Strain on the book. It was completely the makers' faults.

reply