porch money


I'm a porch and I find this offensive...

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Go *beep* yourself.

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What is a porch monkey? I think I know but I might be wrong.

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christopher, I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or facetious or what, but if you really don't know, then I'll explain: The term is a derogatory name for an African American, like the "n-word". I think it's worse, though (although n..etc is bad enough).

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What I've read is it means a person who sits on the porch all day and look and the what's around him acting like a monkey.

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Didnt the film go to some lengths to explain the term?

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I found money on my porch once, it wasn't as bad as you make it out to be.

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Not sure what "porch money" is. Is that money that you keep on your porch?


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dies ist meine unterschrift

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Under the welcome mat with your spare key to the house.

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Umm, duh.. doesn't everyone have porch money?

I thought it was common to keep your money on the porch, I know that I do!

Where else would you keep it? Your wallet? A bank? Your nightstand? In a bubblegum machine at the grocery store!?! That is absurd.

(I could barely type this because of my giggle fit. I will miss interactions like this, and so many other discussions when the message boards are deleted.. boo)

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No, no. Porch Money is obviously money you save so one day you can actually buy a porch.

Some people save for Porsche, but I think a good Porch is better.

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