did anyone catch the joke when Jeff talks about how the symptoms of some medicines are actually worse than the actual disease its trying to cure ... he names a list of symptoms and they are hilarious so if anyone knows the list or a website online that tells them, please respond
shareNo thanks, I'll just have itchy watery eyes, thank you. I'd like to see that list of symptoms as well, I'll look it up when I have a bit more time...but damn...I'm surprised Jeff remembered all of them - there's no way in hell that could have been Ad-Libbed
Anyone who runs...is a VC
Anyone who stands still...is a well-disciplined VC
I had to make this list for someone before, and luckily, I saved it.
Try new Fluorofluor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Fluorofluor. Side effects may include nausea, vomitting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home, feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction.
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