what do you believ in



I believ that ther're three people who should be constantly naked. And they are:

Shirley Manson
Kira Knightly
Shanon Elizabeth


if life gives lemons then make lemonade then find someone whos life has given them vodca & party

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I believe that if first you dob't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

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I believe that every bookstore, nationawide, should have yaoi* sections for the readers.

* = for those who don't know what yaoi is, I HIGHLY suggest that you google it or look it up at wikipedia.org and not have me explain it.





My favorite I believe joke would be:

I believe... That Britney Spears should be one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors. Two scoops!

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I believe, if someone cuts you off, it should be legal to rearend them.

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I believe...that the person who started this post needs to learn how to spell "believe"!!!

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I believe Ill have a Scotch

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I believe... there is nothing to fear but fear itself... and that murderer that lives down the street.

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I believe that if your wife/girlfriend asks you a question about her looks, you should be able to answer without injury!

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I believe...

That a mandatory part to a teenaged girl introducing her boyfriend to her parents includes the mother on the porch loading a shotgun, and the father inside with a chainsaw fired up, annoucning 'hi, I'm the dad and I like to cut things!'

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I believe... you only have the right to be emo if your mother is a proffesional clown and none of your friends actually like you!

Ps: I alsso agree with the boy of blue collar... the only thing worse then having diareah is trying to do it quietly in public.

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