Who would you bonk? - Green Wing (2005) Discussion

[–] ryan-hutchings88 17 years ago

Alan Statham (for obvious reasons).

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[–] fairies_with_mittens 17 years ago

Just 5? All of them.

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[–] littlered-2 17 years ago

Everyone. Even Alan Statham. Narrowing it down to five would be downright impossible.

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[–] Laurence-Bathurst 17 years ago

OMG! Boyce (Oliver Chris). He could put his fat in my frying pan anyday.

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[–] TheNextGlinda 17 years ago

mac, boyce, lyndon, guy, and that comlimentary therapist guy

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[–] whde2000 17 years ago

Well im a guy and im not gay but id shag all of em as well lol

my fave ladies in the green wing are Tamsin Greig because i like that she plays down to earth women, with a dark and dirty side. ;p

Olivia Colman because ive seen her in alot of things and always thinks she looks great.

and whoever that Office worker is with the big boobs simply because she has big boobs :p

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[–] Spiderkitten 17 years ago

Can't I just have Guy 5 times?

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[–] corchloelawler 17 years ago

I'd go for Guy, Mac and Boyce... They HOTTTTTT! lol x

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[–] james-lee 17 years ago

"and whoever that Office worker is with the big boobs simply because she has big boobs :p "

Yup, I do like her. Dunno the character's name though. Anyone?

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[–] TheNextGlinda 17 years ago

Rachel isnt it? kims the pretty one, harrietts the pregnant one, karrens the skinny one and rachels the one with big boobs

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[–] plumstix 17 years ago

Naughty Rachel?

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[–] OceanWave-x 16 years ago

1. Mac (aka most gorgeous man alive. top of every list)
2. jake the therapist (even with a knife in his head)
3. Boyce, I guess. Mainly for his humour
4. Lynden. (ran out of people, basically)
5. Alan Stathum. Just to confuse him. and make him go 'oooh bloody'
:D

MAC IS GORGEOUS
Sorry had to!

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[–] FiHappy5 17 years ago

Mac
Mac
Mac
Sue White (That BBC 2 cop thing was really, really bad but I can forgive her anything after Green Wing)
Caroline (You was robbed, Tamsin Greig. Catherine Tate has NOTHING on you!)

Can I have Mac again?

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[–] Hopperluvzmuffins 17 years ago

guy
boyce
the pharmacist (stephen merchant cameo "don't leave I think I love you")
guy
mac

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[–] iwerewolf_werewolf 17 years ago

Guy
Guy
Guy
Guy
Guy

and Guy over and over again.

I love children. I’m not a paedophile obviously; I just think they’re great.

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[–] flowri 17 years ago

Mac
Mac
Mac
Mac
Guy (just because you knowhe'd be good)

You will kill or be killed
It's about progress

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[–] moo_moo-2005 17 years ago

Guy
Mac
Guy
Mac
Boyce

www.myspace.com/_lozza

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[–] Alis1786 17 years ago

Just scrolling down throught this thread i saw this:

"OMG! Boyce (Oliver Chris). He could put his fat in my frying pan anyday."

He could put his fat in my frying pan anyday!?!?! Dunno bout anyone else but that sounds nasty.....

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[–] lucinda-19 17 years ago

Mac, Guy, Jake, Caroline, Sue. All at the same time! :o)

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[–] TheLostWorldRocks 17 years ago

Ohhh, this is easy: Mac, Caroline, Guy, Sue & Harriet!!! Yeah!! lol

So long its bin 4eva,my heart belongs 2u & neva think tht Im not strong enough!

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[–] [email protected] 15 years ago

Staff Liason officer Sue White..because actress Michelle Gomez is really sexy...and therefore so is Sue White..because Sue White is obviously a bit of a go-er..and because, as she announced at Caroline Todd's house warming party.."I'm completely shaved!"

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[–] stinkerby 17 years ago

Guy - technically good (probably)
Boyce - not quite as accomplished but pretty and eager
Jake the comlimentary therapist - happy to seek alternatives
Lyndon - nice and shiny
Dr Statham - has great energy and was perversely attractive in his ping pong whites

Controversial, I know - no Mac - but I can't help feeling he lives in his head a bit too much. A better boyfriend than bonker methinks (cruelty to Caroline notwithstanding).

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[–] FiHappy5 17 years ago

Lyndon - nice and shiny

LOL!

Fiona x

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[–] crazy_child_of_the_south 17 years ago

GUY
Boyce
Sue (oh come on...I'm sure everyone would like to know what she's like in the sack!)
Martin (he's adorable!)
Alan...just because.

Laura xxx

But why is the brie gone?!

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[–] heatherbee 17 years ago

Alan and Boyce together
Mac and Guy together
Lyndon on his own

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[–] sitcomsweetie 17 years ago

Mac
Mac
Mac
Mac
Mac
and forever Mac

but then if I had to choose:
Boyce
Guy
Martin (he's nicer than Guy but I can't imagine him being amazing in bed

R.I.P. Green Wing *sob* 23.50 4th Jan 2007
"I heart you, Mac."

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[–] ali_c 17 years ago

Mac. No one but Mac.

Although having said that, whenever I see the episode with the poker game between Guy and Caroline he makes his way onto the list lol.

Still can't forget the 'proper kiss' moment though.

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[–] hannah-bacon 17 years ago

sue
kim
caroline
harriet
angela

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[–] kizza-1 17 years ago

Awesome replys guys. I'd personally bonk (In order of preference :D)

Sue White (would be awesome)
Rachel (booooooobs!)
Caroline (looks up pleadingly during intercourse LOL!)
Angela (she's just perfect)
Joanna (Experienced, knows all the moves :D)

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[–] vegetablepasty 17 years ago

Mac, obviously,
Guy.....well, why not he could talk dirty in swiss,
Boyce!! Oh yes,he is a porcelain ladyboy and I want him!!
Martin, because he needs it! badly!
And I'll have Mac again, once is not enough.

I couldn't do Statham....Just......no!!!!

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[–] trippeh 17 years ago

Nobody, tis green wing

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[–] royharrop 17 years ago

1:Guy (In fact I'd do him twice; one extra time just to make sure I wasn't dreaming.)

2:Mac (sweet)

3:Boyce (cute!)

4:Martin (the poor boy needs it!)

5:Sue (things would get freaky...)

In that precise order.

I apologise in advance for anything I have said in the post above.

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[–] x-em-x 17 years ago

tough to choose 5 i have 3 so far and they would be in order of preference-

1. Guy (omg if i was to die after "having" guy i would be quite happy)

2. Mac (he's just so cuddly-cute)

3. Sue (have you ever seen such a great body, and she would be mental!)

but the others i'm not so sure- dont get me wrong i love them but some of them it would just be wrong cause it would be like slepping with an old family friend or something else wierd some of them are just to cute to imagine doing anything unsavoury with.

(*)my purity you stole(*)

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[–] harrietta_moonriver 17 years ago

1. Mac
2. Guy
3. Lyndon
4. Martin
5. Sue White (and I don't swing that way)

"Eliza! Where the devil are my slippers?"

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[–] posworth6 17 years ago

Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac and five times Mac!

(...maybe would have Guy, Lyndon and Sue White as back up.)

Torchwood - making stopwatches kinky since 2006,

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[–] philip_mostyn 17 years ago

Angela
Angela
Angela
Sue
Caroline

In that Order :-D

Then maybe try Karen....you never really know about the Quiet ones

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[–] Red82 17 years ago

Lyndon
Mac
Guy
Dr Statham
Jake

Ooh, all at the same time....

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