BACK COVER

I'll help elaborate on that BangronkeN.

There are two ways that this is possible. While holding the DVD case in your hand, you can then flip it horizontally, then you would get the back side perfectly. The second part is a two step process so it might take a little longer. You can start out holding the case the same way, but then flip it VERTICALLY!!! Upon turning, you will then find that the back side is upside down. You will then rotate it 180 degrees so that it is facing upright. Good day to you SIR.

"I don't like so much freedom down there. It makes me tingly in my giblets."

This is by far, the best message board i have ever read, (single tear rolls down the cheek)...

Wow, that just went right over your head. We know what he is looking for. He is looking for a picture of the back insert so he can have one for his burnt dvd.

Have you ever tried using several mirrors in an elaborate multiple prism array in order to gaze upon the back cover whilst the front is facing you?! It is a truly awesome experience and one has to convince oneself it is not sorcery committing such an act. Some say one mirror will suffice, but I like to utilise at least six and a twelve counterpoint pulley system I created myself to which I have given the moniker 'Refracton'. Right now I am attempting an eight way refraction beauty, I won't try nine, not nine, I burnt my piano teachers retinas out last month with nine. Nine is bad, and the sun is my nemesis.



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U.V. blocking cobalt mist lens goggles?!? A true artist of things refracted settles with rubbing red vetenary petrolatum into his eyes. It stings... alot, and the struggle to focus is a cross I bare daily, but just a glimpse of a back cover is enough to sate my hunger. I will seek out the vest though, burning chest hair though steeling to one's reserve can be a distraction to the inquiring mind of an aesthete.

As for HBWCCFIDs Ebay has been a source of chicanery, broken promises and tattered dreams, though I did manage to aquire a rather splendid lizard man costume not unlike the one Mr Peppard wears in the opening credits of seminal 80's mercenary-for-hire drama series The A-Team. It rather unerved my piano teacher as she fumbled past it on her way to my study the other day.

No, no and thrice no, it's mirrors for me and that's final....but not nine... you hear me Sun? Your fiery photosphere may have beaten me, but by halogen lamps and curtains you won't get the best of me sir no sir!

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On a lighter note may I congratulate you on the aquisition of a rather rare find. I myself am a connoisseur of malaysian film sleeve art. Whilst in Kuala Lumpur I purchased a pristine edition of Weekend at Bernie's, many a time I have been found tittering behind my Refracton perusing over its witty synopsis (in Malay of course) and hilarious screenshots. Although I find their running times rather inaccurate.

I warn you though, Malaysians do not like Gonzo... be prepared for a shock and ensure you are securely seated before giving the hexagon a spin.

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Me too. Hilarious.

It's called a thread. Why is everyone in this thread calling it a board?

Inset leaflet?! Inset leaflet Sir?!

Surely you do not infer from such a claim that you have actually opened and therefore seen (dare I say it? yes dare, dare damn you man!) the inner furnishings of a dvd case!?! Egads man are you out of your mind!?!!?!

Gazing upon a fine quality cover resplendent in relevant photo shots and compelling synoptic literature all brought together to represent the workings of the genius artisan is all very well and good sir, I find myself doing very little else; but peering into the pandora's box that is a snap shut plastic keep case is lunacy! As for removing something from within, well well ho ho no no no we don't do that sir, no sir. What's more you refer to this artifact as 'useless'! That's just asking for trouble!

As for defacing covers by removing their spines, be assured I am shuddering right now, I have the fear.

That said, Proof Of Purchase Tabs are an aquired taste and Chevy Chase material depreciates like a 12 month old victoria sponge.

Sir, may I propose that it is not our place to know such mysteries of the cosmos as the listing of chapters or titles. 'Tis enough for a mere mortal to use somewhat ridiculously complex and over zealously refined contraptions and paraphernalia to look upon the front and back covers of a dvd case. Delving into it's dark secrets is like shutting yourself in a fridge to see if the light goes out, only said fridge is spinning in a vortex on another plane where madness, chaos and madness are vying for control of the nothingness of... you get my drift, it's pretty bad and I wouldn't recommend it.

I cannot deny a slight sense of envy towards your foolhardy jackanapery. I too once, in my shiny youth did attempt to open a Purple Rain laser disc box. If it wasn't for the village crone and her foreboding of the ills within, and the fact that I had glued my mittens to my hands during a stint with my airfix kit (fate I hear you say?) well, who can tell.

Any way, toodles.



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