Your favorite one liners

*Spoilers*

My personal favorites:

Star Wars nerds
- "That's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia!"
- "You can chose from all kinds of guys whom have no idea how to please you"
- "Which button do you press to have your parents come pick you up?"
- "I'm your father!"

West Minster dog show
- "He looks like he's going to sit up and beg, but only for gay sex"
- "Look at her, she's had more bones buried in her than my backyard"

Bon Jovi
- "So Richie works out the lyrics while you oil his butt?"
- "Does Richie feather his pubes?"
- "Somebody kill me now!"

Hollywood Squares
- "Me and Regis have something in common, we both broke up with our bitches this year"
- "He's not kidding, this guy takes poops bigger than me!"

American Idol
- "To me you're already a star, and by star I mean a large gassy object that you can see from miles away"

Hollywood tour
- "Come on Barbara! Come out here you bitch!"
- "Come on Liz, I've got a 90 year old guy here who is dying to hump you!"
- "Come on Gregory, we know you're still alive! You're not fooling anyone!"

On the show:

- To Simon Cowell "Get a lawyer and sue Supercuts!"
- To Jerry Springer "You with a best of video? That would be like me bottling the steam off my poop!"