Coke vs. Pepsi
Can anyone tell me what Chuck says when he is offered a Pepsi rather than the Coke he ordered. This is a brilliant speech and I would love to hear his argument.
shareWaitress: And to drink?
Chuck: Coke
Waitress: Pepsi okay?
Chuck: Pepsi. Is Pepsi okay? No. No, my dear lady, Pepsi is not okay. Look, I don't mean to be rude here but let me school you on something. See, Pepsi, this so-called choice of a new generation, is nothing but a charlatan, a fraud, an imposter. See, the Pepsi cooperation, through years of slick advertising using glitzy popstars and pseudo-scientific research, have somehow conviced the public that their product is as good as, if not better than, Coke. Coke, however, is the original cola based carbonated beverage. The original real thing. That is what I want.
Waitress: All we have is Pepsi.
Chuck: You know, I've been somewhere else where they don't let you decide what you want to drink: Red China.
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I know I'm in the minority, but I PREFER Pepsi...Coke makes me much more gassy (out of the attic AND the basement) and makes me wanna brush my teeth after drinking one!
If anything, Coke is the one who has everyone brainwashed into thinking they're the "best"...just like McDonald's (fast food), Best Buy (electronics) & Wal-Mart (box store)...although I will give credit to Wally World...they DO have better prices!!!
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