Bad ideas that EA might try with their Bond license

Apparently, EA is dreaming up with weird (and bad) directions to take their Bond licenses, and some of their other licenses for that matter (like that LOTR game that was supposed to be a side-story to one of the actual movies, and I heard it wasn't too good). Since EA is obviously trying to take over the world in multiple forms (you know they are), very soon they may have control over all televised and interactive media. Here, you can post ideas as to what you think they could try next. Here is one I thought of...and they're basically overconvoluted, but maybe I could be taking it too far.

Instead of "Seinfeld," they'll vouch for a show called "Blofeld." The four main characters could be:

1. Ernst Jerome Blofeld
2. Elaine Menace
3. Francisco Scaramanger
4. Drax Costanza

Hey, it's a show about nothing indeed. Just another marketing ploy by EA.

And it's partly a joke thread. I was just rambling.