What was the single biggest flat-out roll-on-the-floor laugh the show ever gave you? Off the top of my head, mine was probably...
"Dr. Kevorkian was on Larry King last night. It must have been really tempting for him."
Off the top of MY head, mine was probably the time when they kept repeating the clip of Whitney saying, "KISS MY ASS" "KISS MY ASS"
There are too many funny stuff to list and yet I can only list 1, LOL
There have been so many. Probably the one I can remember really well was the mini coffin Joel said he sent to Andy Rooney after Rooney did a piece on the all the crap viewers send him that he doesn't want.
shareThe "KISS MY A$$" one as well as that one Christian lady that was on Wife Swap.
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"Sticky?"
Yes! Or "Chicken Tetrazzini!".
HAHAHAH "KISS MY ASS!!!!"
I LOVELOVELOVE when Danny Noriega flashes by "Some people weren't LIKIN' it!"
bahahahahahahahah <3
AND "Good morning, good morning everybody on the news this morning, good morning."
AND "Chicken Tetrazzini!"
AND Spencer's Creepy Flesh-Colored Beard. (I liked his "Nana" thing)
AND of course "Oprah's Va Jay Jay"!
AND the old "It's Lindsay" one where it's the old New York lady voice!
omg so much more. that's off the top of my head.
oh yah. I also adore Rainbow Brite :D
I love when Joel announced the new season of Hannah Montanna would be the last, and the "IT'S MILEY!" girl shot herself.
Another one that makes me wet my pants laughing is New York's "Maxi Pad, don't fail me now!"
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
OH YA New York!!!
Remember when she was like "Bitch, you are SO smart for puttin' panties on!!!"
HAHA
I like that one, but you can not beat "HIS WEINER IS OUT!"
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
hahah New York is pretty good!!
She's so ridiculous that she writes material FOR The Soup!
OMG - STAINS!!!!!!! How could I have forgotten!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g <333
geez this show's too funny. too many hilarious moments!
Haha, that's my favorite too =D
shareWhat about:
Beware of the hydra!!!!
Spencer's creepy flesh-colored beard
good job.
"Say Hello to the poodle, Percy"
no one has said these:
Good job
The interjection where that one girl from American idol keeps laughing: AHEHEHE!
joel:anyway,BEWARE OF THE HYDRAAA!!!!!
Since NOVEMBERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
"Say Hello to the poodle, Percy"
when joel reported that heather locklear got arrested after running over her boyfirends glasses, then it switched to him with crushed david caruso sunglasses and said "what the hell?" in the classic raspy caruso voice
shareIt was probably the clip from QVC or HSN where the women were selling perfume and a customer called in to talk about the perfume. She said she knew it smelled good because she was driving her granddaughters in the car and one said, "What's that smell?" and the other one replied,"I think its Grandma." Hysterical.
shareEvery single "Oprah Va-jay-jay!" clip.
Even the look on her face makes me want to explode with laughter!
This time, Effie White's gonna win.
Whitney was wrong. Children are no longer the future.
I was actually watching HSN that day and about died laughing when I saw it. Imagine my surprise when it showed up on The Soup. Now I can hardly wait to see tales from home shopping.
shareYou stole mine! That was my favorite clip ever. I've looked for it online and could never find it. If anyone has this clip, please post the URL to it. Thanks.
shareone of my favorites so far was a recent one when they were talkin about miley's birthday and it shows ryan seacrest saying a line and joel just says "oh shut up" cracked me up
also when they make fun of tyra's narcissism (spelling)
especially the 200lb computer joke
it is hard to say, becuase every joke i find funny, but my favorite is whenever there do editting to the clips like when the bus hit the laguna beach casts or the hills cast were in the moving van and satan took them.
shareAnytime Joel made fun of Jonathan Antin from "Blow Out" and he would immitate his voice and then say "I'm not gay". Also, his Constantine Maroulis bits are pretty funny, as well.
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!-Office Space
Stupid Scott's first appearance.
The last step of insanity is when you're in denial of your own existence.
I remember Joel making fun of Jonathan Antin from "Blow Out" so many times, and they played the clip a lot when Jonathan would say "I don't remember the last time my hair was this bangin'." HYSTERICAL!
I also like the Whitney Houston "KISS MY ASS!" clip. And of course, Stupid Scott with the dried apples. So many memories!
"Bangin'!"
"Kiss My Ass!"
"No No Nu Nu"
"Good morning..."
"My vajayjay is painin'!"
I loved when Jonathan Antin cried when he saw that his product had it's first bar code!
It would be a tie between the Reaping one and the Race to kick some guy(don't remeber name) from the bachelor in balls.
I thought that juice clip from "Flipping Out" was hilarious! There are alot of older good ones...but I cant think of any right now.
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-Any time Joel has made fun of Johnathan Antin, "I'm not gay."
-The whole clip from Being Bobby Brown where Bobby says, That's American! and Whitney says "Kiss My Ass!"
-"She has a PT Cwooser. A PT Cwooser!"
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire trailer
-Rainbow Bright the movie
-"Good morning Gigi!" "Good morning Juju!" "Good morning, good morning, everybody in the newsroom this morning, good morning." "No no, Nu Nu!"
-HSM 3 & 4 trailers
-Oprah's Vajay-Jay & Oprah Girlfriend
-Ryan Seacrest & Joel's interview at the Emmy's
-Joel on HSN
-Last week with the Haselhof clip and him saying, "You think a commercial break can stop us? No! We'll play this baby all show long!"
And tons more but that's all I can remember
All the Tyra stuff. When she-
-fell off the back of her chair
-was crying because she was scared of the dolphins
-had her whole audience shout out their weight
-had her whole tirade about people calling her fat going absolutely ape *beep* "Kiss my Fat Ass"
-"Panty Party" (especially when it was in the Armed and Famous in Iraq clip)
-Tyra-size it trailer
She's such a self-involved idiot.
Anything to do with Nancy Grace, or that annoying woman who is a guest on her show, the one with the big mouth. Hysterical!
shareHim calling that girl on Jeopardy, Cory Feldman made me laugh really hard. I didn't expect that at all. There's so much more but I can't remember. I have stuff taped since 2004 that I'll have to check out today.
And Joel Rainbow Brite was great.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
The Grudge 2, Horror Fans 0
shareThere's many things for me. Umm....right now its the "Rainbow Bright" spoof trailer....and of course the "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" spoof trailer. The quote at the bottom (that happened after Harry hugged Hermione), the funniest thing ever!!
Ron: You were fraternizing with the enemy!
Harry: Uh..no..I Didn't Enter!!
You said that you have tapes since 2004-there is an episode from 2005 where Joel spoofs the Anikin/Obewon scene from Star Wars Episode III. It is hysterical but I can't remember what he says...It has Joel in a robe and he's like I spilled coffee on my robe and Obewon says "You have done that yourself" and goes from there...just wondering if anyone knew where this clip may be!
shareHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire spoof trailer, and when he talked about Nancy grace getting married.
*Clarence Jones: He Gone! That man, he went up in the air, I'm scared. Oh My God!
*Room 401
I laughed really hard last night when he introduced a clip from The Girls Next Door by saying "break out the cocoa butter and prunes!"
LOL
The No No Nu Nu, and Good Morning Good Morning in the News this Morning Good Morning, and the Pickle licking girl, has had me laughing recently. Oh and Nancy Graces Boy Wonder lol.
I like little gay. He's funny.
I'm trying to remember older stuff, but my mind is blank. Damn, and any other time when I don't have to list em, I'd remember all my older favorite moments from the show. Damn!
"Hope it's not a deposit bottle!"share
-about Paris Hilton being interviewed on Larry King's show and her reading the idiotic poem that she wrote in jail-
Paris Hilton: "They say when reached a crossed road or turning point in life, it really doesn't matter how we got there but what we do next after we get there. We usually arrive there by adversity and it is then and only then that we find out who we truly are and what we're truly made of."
Joel McHale: "Who's "we"?! I spent June sleeping in my own bed! Then as if to contextualize the social significance of the whole ordeal, Larry said this..."
Larry King: "Paris Hilton..tomorrow night, Colin Powell."
Joel McHale: "Is HE bringing poems too, Larry?"
Haha. That was a great episode. Joel is fricking hilarious. The excerpts of that moron talking to Larry King is pretty hysterical as well.